Who are "they"-the defenseless animals?!
(I swore I wasn't gonna joke like this anymore 'cuz I got blasted for it a couple days ago! 
I guess I can't help myself and I'll just be hated by some for my jokes!)Halloween Candy. Goodie-Roonie or Eh?
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(I swore I wasn't gonna joke like this anymore 'cuz I got blasted for it a couple days ago! I guess I can't help myself and I'll just be hated by some for my jokes!)
But yes it has happened. I have apple trees. The deer love them. Whenever you hear that telltale screech of the brakes and then a thud at night... It's time to call Bob the butcher. Any more questions?
I give out peanut free stuff in case there's any left over, so I can eat it. An added bonus, a few years ago two young girls came to my door and one asked if I had any peanut free candy because her friend was allergic. I was able to tell them they were in luck...all my candy was peanut free, and I said she could have two of each, to make up for the houses she wouldn't get anything from. And the other girl got two of each for keeping her friend safe.
My favourite as a kid was Sugar Daddies. But my mom always begged one off of each of us. My second favourite was candy kisses. And after years of the safe ones being gone...the peanut free ones are back.
I buy treats for over 100 kids. I run out every year. It's such a good neighbourhood for t&t, people who moved away years ago drive back to go through here. Usually I just sit outside with a coffee. It's not worth going inside between groups.
My favourite as a kid was Sugar Daddies. But my mom always begged one off of each of us. My second favourite was candy kisses. And after years of the safe ones being gone...the peanut free ones are back.
I buy treats for over 100 kids. I run out every year. It's such a good neighbourhood for t&t, people who moved away years ago drive back to go through here. Usually I just sit outside with a coffee. It's not worth going inside between groups.
I know what you mean. I swear those vegan skiers take out more deer than mailboxes after a day if skiing and a dozen glasses of wine around the ski lodges fireplace.
Wow.....this thread certainly veered off course in the few minutes I was gone. So, to get things back on track:
Meanwhile, back at the Ranch.......... (this is what they used to put up on the screen in silent movies to clue the audience in on the change of locations)
Meanwhile, back at the Ranch..........
(this is what they used to put up on the screen in silent movies to clue the audience in on the change of locations)
You got blasted? And, I can't imagine anyone hating you....Who are "they"-the defenseless animals?!
And lookit that, within SECONDS, here comes (dumbass) Flakes to derail it again.Wow.....this thread certainly veered off course in the few minutes I was gone. So, to get things back on track:
Meanwhile, back at the Ranch..........
Those are hipster doofus vegetarians and they don't count for shyte! The kind who say, "I'm a vegetarian, but I eat fish and chicken, and red meat as long as it's free-range and killed humanely!"
They are disgusting. 
(P.S. I'm sorry, Siggy for the hijack! I should be punished!)
Don't you dare talk about yourself like that in front of me, missy!!And lookit that, within SECONDS, here comes (dumbass) Flakes to derail it again.
Here's a grab bag of trick-or-treat chocolate that you don't have to share if you don't want to!!
Thank you morganDon't you dare talk about yourself like that in front of me, missy!!
Here's a grab bag of trick-or-treat chocolate that you don't have to share if you don't want to!!
OMGawd, look at these two posts one after the other... I absolutely HAVE to share now.
A while ago, a very special friend sent me a HUMONGOUS box containing lots of different types of U.S chocolate and there was a pack of (not going to say it in case one of my
) something that I managed to keep hidden from my boys the whole time it was here... in fact, there is one left, and I am going to eat it tonight while watching...TWD. 
Stuff like the above quoted is what I liked getting. I could never stand candy corn, btw.Don't you dare talk about yourself like that in front of me, missy!!
Here's a grab bag of trick-or-treat chocolate that you don't have to share if you don't want to!!
My Aussie and Irish friends send me WAY better chocolate (and tea!) than we have here...with one exception. Reese's peanut butter cups. Both love them and say they're only available "at dodgy little shops where you don't dare run your card" (direct quote--lol) if they're available at all. I try to slip at least a couple into care packages a couple of times a yearThank you morgan
OMGawd, look at these two posts one after the other... I absolutely HAVE to share now.
A while ago, a very special friend sent me a HUMONGOUS box containing lots of different types of U.S chocolate and there was a pack of (not going to say it in case one of mybratsdarlings happens to check out the MB
TWD.
My package included some of these... yummy! (Unfortunately my kids did a number on those.My Aussie and Irish friends send me WAY better chocolate (and tea!) than we have here...with one exception. Reese's peanut butter cups. Both love them and say they're only available "at dodgy little shops where you don't dare run your card" (direct quote--lol) if they're available at all. I try to slip at least a couple into care packages a couple of times a year
)BUT... I just saw some in a supermarket here the other day! (Yuss!) Must remember to tell my Magic Chocolate Elf that...
I generally buy the type of candy that I like, in the event that the trick or treaters do not show up.
...I made them cookies, but I eated them....
I usually give out full size Hershey bars....I only have a handful of trick or treaters, and not many houses in our neighborhood participate, so I like to give a nice treat.
I love candy corn!!!!......I even made up my own recipe for a candy corn blizzard last year......it is awesome!!
I love candy corn!!!!......I even made up my own recipe for a candy corn blizzard last year......it is awesome!!
You better buy more of the big bars. I heard the neighborhood kids telling their friends about the crazy lady down the street giving out the big Hershey bars.
I usually buy a couple dozen bars.....I've never given them all away.