...Marsha won't give me the all-in-one pass key dammit!....
Beauty Tips (Men)
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Shasta
On his shell he holds the earth.
I only got a glimpse. I'll take photos later!!!
I'm a little late to the party, but congrats, Shasta!
Important Public Service Announcement:
It has come to my attention that eating almonds will increase the size of your woman's breasts. Therefore, I suspect there will be a run on almonds at the local market so best to run out and buy as many as possible before the shortage is announced and the prices skyrocket. I will post the best ways to get almonds into your better half's diet as they become available.
Thank you.
It has come to my attention that eating almonds will increase the size of your woman's breasts. Therefore, I suspect there will be a run on almonds at the local market so best to run out and buy as many as possible before the shortage is announced and the prices skyrocket. I will post the best ways to get almonds into your better half's diet as they become available.
Thank you.
Um, I don't think I need any almonds......
This is certainly titillating news for me.
Um, I don't think I need any more almonds......
Already harvested this year's crop? I'm surprised they are ready before the blue raspberries.......
We've heard eating lima beans is great for penile enhancement.
Think we can make a joint PSA for everyone?
Don't believe everything you hear at the farmer's market, Lily.
I suggest you re-read the entire exchange on almonds.
Chowing down on them will only make "your woman" gain weight - and not necessarily in the breast area.
And besides - isn't this a thread for *male* beauty tips??
Wait.....you mean there was more after "almonds make boobs bigger?"
Oh it is......it is........
I was just interrupting it with a PSA for the benefit of my fellow perve.......I mean men.
Yes. Almonds are a superfood but they're also fattening - so not only do your boobs get bigger, but your chin, arms, thighs, stomach, and butt get bigger, too!
Okay, but what if your fellow
What's that? You men are all boobs?
I never said it..........
Where can I find this monkey butt powder you all are gabbing about "over there?"
Nice sidestep. I'll let it go. ;-)
You can find it at Wal-Mart, Walgreen's, etc. Look in the baby product aisle.
You can find it at Wal-Mart, Walgreen's, etc. Look in the baby product aisle.
Nice sidestep. I'll let it go. ;-)
You can find it at Wal-Mart, Walgreen's, etc. Look in the baby product aisle.
Well, I'm going to be laying on the almonds pretty heavily at home so I may need to use it as arista suggested.
Of *course* you had to knock this one to the top of the heap, didn't you??
Go trim your toenails or something. Stop walking around with werewolf feet.
Go trim your toenails or something. Stop walking around with werewolf feet.