Beauty Tips (Men)

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Use these for cleaning your ears, not your fingers..............

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Walter Oobleck

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these work in a pinch...say like...always, there's always a pen by the couch, where I do my ear-cleaning.

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these here have a lot of potential...thinkin' unruly nose hairs, maybe snag and pull...make your eyes water though so don't do in front of the hired help or others who might could take a dim view of tears in you eyes.

use old tee-shirts or towels, cut 'em up, to clean your hands at work...that and mineral spirits...cuts through the grime. Use one of these to get under your fingernails:

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too, they work on slivers, too...unless you're on the couch, in which case you reach for the Bic. Make sure there are no ear-worms on the cap...follow proper hygiene...be aware cautious of blood poisoning from nasty slivers, metal chunks...know a guy who died from that.
 

Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
29,007
162,154
New Hampster
th
these work in a pinch...say like...always, there's always a pen by the couch, where I do my ear-cleaning.

th
these here have a lot of potential...thinkin' unruly nose hairs, maybe snag and pull...make your eyes water though so don't do in front of the hired help or others who might could take a dim view of tears in you eyes.

use old tee-shirts or towels, cut 'em up, to clean your hands at work...that and mineral spirits...cuts through the grime. Use one of these to get under your fingernails:

th
too, they work on slivers, too...unless you're on the couch, in which case you reach for the Bic. Make sure there are no ear-worms on the cap...follow proper hygiene...be aware cautious of blood poisoning from nasty slivers, metal chunks...know a guy who died from that.


Good helpful tips here, Walter. Thank you. I always have a pen nearby it seems so I'm in luck!
 

Walter Oobleck

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I soak my feet in one of these...plus you can get one that's been torqued-up a bit...vibrates and makes bubbles...you wind up with happy feet. The foot-washing Baptists know all about these devices, my guess. Don't attempt to put any other body part herein.

keep a toothbrush in that bucket on the floor of the truck...comes in handy, say like after you hit the drive-through at The Depot. Food particles in the teeth could make you lose a job and the job pays the bills. Too, by keeping a toothbrush handy, you might find it useful to spread Contact Cement...plus, say like if you're waiting on someone, bored to tears, you can use the toothbrush to tidy-up the steering wheel, get the grit out of the corners. Beauty tips for the vehicle are okay, right?