Beauty Tips (Men)

[Lily Sawyer]

You aren't seriously saying that coconut oil has more benefits than Turtle Wax, are you?

Try some for yourself and see! I mean, this could be a great experiment for you, since you've been so up-in-arms over Sigmund's body odor thread.
Better yet, try mixing some baking soda into some coconut oil and see if that doesn't work for you as a deodorant.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Never. You should have stuck around and learned a few things.
There's a reason why we use all those coconut oils and botanical extracts.
They work.

Yeah, they work on lightening the wallet quite effectively.

 

[Out of Order]

Try some for yourself and see! I mean, this could be a great experiment for you, since you've been so up-in-arms over Sigmund's body odor thread.
Better yet, try mixing some baking soda into some coconut oil and see if that doesn't work for you as a deodorant.

The only way I'd ever use coconut oil is if I was stranded on Gilligan's Island. Tell me, does your precious coconut oil keep the bugs from sticking to you like my awesome Turtle Wax?

(nice use of up in arms, by the way......LOL)

 

[Lily Sawyer]

The only way I'd ever use coconut oil is if I was stranded on Gilligan's Island. Tell me, does your precious coconut oil keep the bugs from sticking to you like my awesome Turtle Wax?

(nice use of up in arms, by the way......LOL)

Yes! It works like a charm *especially* when you mix in citronella oil! Nary a mosquito in the vicinity.
And thank you for the compliment. I'm just getting started. I am a daughter of a punster and know all the tricks in the book.

 

[Lily Sawyer]

Yeah, they work on lightening the wallet quite effectively.

They do....but we're still prettier than all o' y'all Cro-Magnons.

 

[VampireLily]

when it comes to outward appearances, i suspect that any of you gentleman who need to feel better about yourselves are actually lacking in a different department.... perhaps this will help remedy the situation.

 

[Out of Order]

Yes! It works like a charm *especially* when you mix in citronella oil! Nary a mosquito in the vicinity.
And thank you for the compliment. I'm just getting started. I am a daughter of a punster and know all the tricks in the book.

You're welcome........I think.

You're still missing the boat on the Turtle Wax however. You will never ever get a shine like that from that high priced coconut botanical extraction stuff.

 

[Lily Sawyer]

You're welcome........I think.

You're still missing the boat on the Turtle Wax however. You will never ever get a shine like that from that high priced coconut botanical extraction stuff.

Yes, but while yours has a HSQ* for about a month, mine sinks in, stays shiny over time, has a natural sealant, and doesn't involve all that manual labor or a $3 tip.

 

[Lily Sawyer]

*high shine quotient

 

[Out of Order]

when it comes to outward appearances, i suspect that any of you gentleman who need to feel better about yourselves are actually lacking in a different department.... perhaps this will help remedy the situation.

Yeah, see? Now you've gone and dragged the Vampire in here.

The only socks I need go on my feet (and occasionally my hand but that's a different story) thank you very much!!!!!

 

[Out of Order]

Yes, but while yours has a HSQ* for about a month, mine sinks in, stays shiny over time, has a natural sealant, and doesn't involve all that manual labor or a $3 tip.

I'm thinking that you may have never stripped and washed a car.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

when it comes to outward appearances, i suspect that any of you gentleman who need to feel better about yourselves are actually lacking in a different department.... perhaps this will help remedy the situation.

Unfortunately it's been a hot summer and it's only July. They're not slated to be washed till September.

 

[Lily Sawyer]

Yeah, see? Now you've gone and dragged the Vampire in here.

The only socks I need go on my feet (and occasionally my hand but that's a different story) thank you very much!!!!!

I *told* you I was calling for back-up.

A sock on your hand?? Oh, no....I ain't goin' there. I'll leave that up to the bunch of guttered-minded folken in these parts who are more than capable of turning a good joke out of that!! (And move over - I'm losing room!)

 

[VampireLily]

Yeah, see? Now you've gone and dragged the Vampire in here.

The only socks I need go on my feet (and occasionally my hand but that's a different story) thank you very much!!!!!

i just laughed so hard my ribs hurt...Hahahahahahahaha!!

 

[Lily Sawyer]

I'm thinking that you may have never stripped and washed a car.

I beg your pardon. I most certainly have.

And it's not Turtle Wax that's best - any smart girl knows RainGuard works best.

 

[VampireLily]

Unfortunately it's been a hot summer and it's only July. They're not slated to be washed till September.

dude, you need to shake some baking soda down there....

 

[GNTLGNT]

when it comes to outward appearances, i suspect that any of you gentleman who need to feel better about yourselves are actually lacking in a different department.... perhaps this will help remedy the situation.

....nope, I just drive a Jeep with a lift-kit-but thanks for thinking of me....

 

[GNTLGNT]

...works great for the odd bald spot...

 

[GNTLGNT]

...invaluable for MANY situations.....

 

[Out of Order]

I *told* you I was calling for back-up.

You didn't say you were calling in the big guns already...........

I beg your pardon. I most certainly have.

And it's not Turtle Wax that's best - any smart girl knows RainGuard works best.

Now this is rich. Turtle Wax kicks RainGuards butt.

By the way, have you seen Cool Hand Luke..........

dude, you need to shake some baking soda down there....

Finally, another beauty tip.