Beauty Tips (Men)

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Lily Sawyer

B-ReadAndWed
Jun 27, 2009
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15,016
South Carolina
You didn't say you were calling in the big guns already...........

VampireLily, look! He called you a "big gun"!

I guess this means we win! :devilish::biggrin2::cheerful::biggrin-new:

By the way, have you seen Cool Hand Luke..........;;D

I have...but those eggs weren't meant to be ingested. They're for your hair and skin, silly. One's for protein on the hair shaft (strengthens hair) and egg whites tighten your pores.

(I think we might have just had failure to communicate.);;D
 

Walter Oobleck

keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going
Mar 6, 2013
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34,805
Each time I cut the grass I hose off the mower...makes it look nice. You don't want a nasty mower cluttering up the garage. The other tools begin to suspect your devotion and the next thing you know the weed-whacker fails you. Nothing like a wet mower, all sparkly and dripping.
 

Grandpa

Well-Known Member
Mar 2, 2014
9,724
53,642
Colorado
The only beauty tip that would work for me is to find a new gene pool. Unfortunately, they're now all closed.

Rolled-up socks? How quaint. No, you buy 20 identical pairs, and you never have to roll them up, never have to match them, never worry about one sock going unmatched. Just throw the lot of them into the drawer and pick two out when you need them.
 

fushingfeef

Finally Uber!
Aug 14, 2009
10,194
21,965
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
These things are worth their weight in gold. Never dread a job interview, wedding or funeral again.
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