Random Thoughts
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I wish nobody would get that close to me...
bush, brush -- same diff.OMGawd you both said "bush" and I had read "brush" each time...!
But when you say "bush"....
(you're getting this, right? Ah Gawd...)(gotta go... grumpy is here)
LOL! But...what IF...Oh you writer, you!
My kids have a book with that as a title! And a book called, "Did Jesus Have A Last Name?" (I seem to remember the answer to both questions was, "We don't know"--lol)
DYING laughing! I have a different problem: as I get older, the hairs on the inner corner and outer corners of my eyebrows are getting lighter and thinner, until I have sort of Hitler-'staches above the center of my eyesAnd, just so you guys know, because yes, you need to know -- I am growing out my eyebrows. I was from a time when thinner eyebrows were in. Not those teeny tiny pencil thin things, just -- narrower. Well, nowadays, a heavier eyebrow is "in" so I decided to try and grow mine out and see what I have to work with, get them reshaped. Because, you can overpluck and they won't grow.
I'm pleased to tell you all, though, that my eyebrows are doing okay. After 4 weeks, they now sort of look like this:
that's right. I'm hot. I have to go at least another month to really see what I have because eyebrow hair grows in this weird, crop circle-like time table. Bare spots here, wookie pelt there.... it's a crap shoot.
I don't leave the house without filling them in so I look halfway normal.
Oh, I've got that lighter crap going on also. I also do some filling but worried I end up looking like this:DYING laughing! I have a different problem: as I get older, the hairs on the inner corner and outer corners of my eyebrows are getting lighter and thinner, until I have sort of Hitler-'status above the center of my eyes
HAHAHAHA! My girls are OBSESSED with having perfect eyebrows, and I'm like, "Well, s**t! I'm just glad to still have some left!"Oh, I've got that lighter crap going on also. I also do some filling but worried I end up looking like this:
There is an art to this eyebrow stuff. And some women really know how to work them where they are so pretty and natural looking, even with some penciling/powder.
I've actually watched youtubes on it. Because, yeah, the fate of the free world depends on me being able to pull off a good brow.
I really should care more than I do, I know. My main goal is not scaring small children when I walk out the door. Anything over and above that is a small miracle.
Why did I come in here? I'm much too tender for this sort of conversation. Rough crowd.
DJ I had forgotten all about crack spider... Lmao about wookie brow!
And the spinning whiskey daisies are hypnotic....
The Tongue. I was speaking with another dear member about this.
I have a tooth issue. Suddenly the tongue perks up and takes charge of my head.
Has a mind of it's own. It is like an alien looking for prey. Poking and poking the tooth. Can't stop the thing till it finally settles down to flop on the area.
And I have derp face.
I have a tooth issue. Suddenly the tongue perks up and takes charge of my head.
Has a mind of it's own. It is like an alien looking for prey. Poking and poking the tooth. Can't stop the thing till it finally settles down to flop on the area.
And I have derp face.
I was awakened at 7am this morning by a dog nose an inch from my face, and then Lulu said (yes, SAID. She tries her damnedest to talk), "Moooommm? Up!" How could I NOT get up, when she tried so hard to speak?! So now I'm ready for a nap
skimom, you just gave me my laugh of the day!
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