Well, that's much kinder than what she calls me.Don't be a dingbat........
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Well, that's much kinder than what she calls me.Don't be a dingbat........
I think most here would call that an oxymoron.Oh, you are just a riot today.
I guess I could start in on the Republican jokes, but meh. Not today.
Do you mean "Republican Joke?"I think most here would call that an oxymoron.
Yup.Do you mean "Republican Joke?"
Took me a minute...the blonde is kicking in for a fun weekend.Yup.
One day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because they were late.Took me a minute...the blonde is kicking in for a fun weekend.
Hardy har har.One day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because they were late.
"Watch out for cops," the brunette said.
They drove on for about five minutes when suddenly the blonde said nervously, "I think that's a cop behind us."
"Is he after us?" the brunette questioned.
"Er, um..." answered the blonde.
"Well, is he?" asked the brunette with a growing temper.
"I don't know..."
"Well are his lights on?" insisted the brunette.
Replied the blonde, "Yes... no... yes... no... yes... no... yes... no..."
with a growing temper.
I know exactly what to do...Hardy har har.
I know, right? Who puts cats in a meatloaf thread?Meatloaf thread has been sullied.
Gross.Call me gross, but I'd eat both of those.
Bordering on too much information.You run the risk when you buy Meatloaf brand underwear. I only buy Fruit of the Loom, you know, the ones with bananas and grapes.........
This made me laugh out loud......literally.
I know, right? Who puts cats in a meatloaf thread?