Somebody Mentioned Meatloaf

[DiO'Bolic]

Don't be a dingbat........

Well, that's much kinder than what she calls me.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Oh, you are just a riot today.
I guess I could start in on the Republican jokes, but meh. Not today.

I think most here would call that an oxymoron.

 

[danie]

I think most here would call that an oxymoron.

Do you mean "Republican Joke?"

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Do you mean "Republican Joke?"

Yup.

 

[danie]

Yup.

Took me a minute...the blonde is kicking in for a fun weekend.

 

[Out of Order]

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Took me a minute...the blonde is kicking in for a fun weekend.

One day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because they were late.

"Watch out for cops," the brunette said.

They drove on for about five minutes when suddenly the blonde said nervously, "I think that's a cop behind us."

"Is he after us?" the brunette questioned.

"Er, um..." answered the blonde.

"Well, is he?" asked the brunette with a growing temper.

"I don't know..."

"Well are his lights on?" insisted the brunette.

Replied the blonde, "Yes... no... yes... no... yes... no... yes... no..."

 

[danie]

One day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because they were late.

"Watch out for cops," the brunette said.

They drove on for about five minutes when suddenly the blonde said nervously, "I think that's a cop behind us."

"Is he after us?" the brunette questioned.

"Er, um..." answered the blonde.

"Well, is he?" asked the brunette with a growing temper.

"I don't know..."

"Well are his lights on?" insisted the brunette.

Replied the blonde, "Yes... no... yes... no... yes... no... yes... no..."

Hardy har har.

with a growing temper.

 

[not_nadine]

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Hardy har har.

I know exactly what to do...

 

[not_nadine]

Meatloaf thread has been sullied.

 

[Out of Order]

 

[danie]

Meatloaf thread has been sullied.

I know, right? Who puts cats in a meatloaf thread?

 

[doowopgirl]

Call me gross, but I'd eat both of those.

Gross.

 

[doowopgirl]

You run the risk when you buy Meatloaf brand underwear. I only buy Fruit of the Loom, you know, the ones with bananas and grapes.........

Bordering on too much information.

 

[80sFan]

This made me laugh out loud......literally.

Scaring the cat: the gift that keeps on giving

 

[GNTLGNT]

I know, right? Who puts cats in a meatloaf thread?

 

[not_nadine]

 

[danie]

What are the tails made of?

 

[not_nadine]

What are the tails made of?

Rosemary, I think