I'm probably citing a number of previously-mentioned I-Don't-Get-Its, but here they are anyway:
-the fascination with anything Kartrashian. -Why, oh why is a sex tape (and a bad one at that) so enthralling and scandalous?
-reality TV with dysfunctional, semi-illiterate Southern families. -Are Stoopid and Spawn of Stoopid really that interesting? If you must be a looky-loo at a family train wreck, can't you choose people who at least have a collective IQ that's higher than your shoe size?
-Starbucks. -Why is a bitter cup of brew heralded as the gold standard?
-skinny jeans. -They were ugly and unflattering back then and still are.
-low-rise jeans. -Ugly, unflattering AND uncomfortable.
-hot chicken from Nashville. -I'm a Nashville native. Hot chicken did *not* originate in Nashville. It's an urban myth created by some Chicago transplant who thought Prince's hot chicken in north Nashville was great. He then told everyone that Nashville is *the* place for hot chicken! It's not native to Tennessee, people, and that proclamation completely dismisses Mississippi, Georgia, Virginia, North Carolina, Alabama, Florida, Arkansas, South Carolina, and Kentucky hot fried chicken. P.S. Hot chicken isn't the bomb except on evacuation from the human body. Be careful what you wish for.
-Lay's freaky-deaky potato chip flavors. -No, Southern biscuits and gravy isn't good on a potato chip.
-87% cocoa dark chocolate. -Because nothing tastes better than sour, unsweetened chocolate.
-mongo beards. -The guys on Duck Dynasty aren't cool, bubba. And neither is that piece of pie crust from last week that's still sitting in your facial dreadlocks.
-people who still think Bristol Palin is awesome. -She went on a high school celibacy lecture circuit and then got knocked up for the second time. Really??
/rantoff
-the fascination with anything Kartrashian. -Why, oh why is a sex tape (and a bad one at that) so enthralling and scandalous?
-reality TV with dysfunctional, semi-illiterate Southern families. -Are Stoopid and Spawn of Stoopid really that interesting? If you must be a looky-loo at a family train wreck, can't you choose people who at least have a collective IQ that's higher than your shoe size?
-Starbucks. -Why is a bitter cup of brew heralded as the gold standard?
-skinny jeans. -They were ugly and unflattering back then and still are.
-low-rise jeans. -Ugly, unflattering AND uncomfortable.
-hot chicken from Nashville. -I'm a Nashville native. Hot chicken did *not* originate in Nashville. It's an urban myth created by some Chicago transplant who thought Prince's hot chicken in north Nashville was great. He then told everyone that Nashville is *the* place for hot chicken! It's not native to Tennessee, people, and that proclamation completely dismisses Mississippi, Georgia, Virginia, North Carolina, Alabama, Florida, Arkansas, South Carolina, and Kentucky hot fried chicken. P.S. Hot chicken isn't the bomb except on evacuation from the human body. Be careful what you wish for.
-Lay's freaky-deaky potato chip flavors. -No, Southern biscuits and gravy isn't good on a potato chip.
-87% cocoa dark chocolate. -Because nothing tastes better than sour, unsweetened chocolate.
-mongo beards. -The guys on Duck Dynasty aren't cool, bubba. And neither is that piece of pie crust from last week that's still sitting in your facial dreadlocks.
-people who still think Bristol Palin is awesome. -She went on a high school celibacy lecture circuit and then got knocked up for the second time. Really??
/rantoff
