classic books you didnt like

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CoriSCapnSkip

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Oh man, Ethan Frome. Yeah, let's kill ourselves with a sled. That'll work.

Thank you for saying this so I didn't have to. I can't understand why such a book was ever written, published, or read, let alone assigned in schools not to mention filmed. The author did write some other good works but I absolutely can't stand that one. (This is back from when I actually used to read assigned reading.)
 

muskrat

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Thank you for saying this so I didn't have to. I can't understand why such a book was ever written, published, or read, let alone assigned in schools not to mention filmed. The author did write some other good works but I absolutely can't stand that one. (This is back from when I actually used to read assigned reading.)

Well, to be honest, the fact that it was 'assigned reading' may have a lot to do with why I hated it. Who would assign something like this to teenagers? Why?!?
 

DiO'Bolic

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Finnegan's Wake makes everyone's brains hurt--lol.
I was forced to read it in my senior year of high school by a mean, pompous, sadistic beatnik English teacher - Mr Y. We hated each other and battled for four years. (I had him three of my four years). I wrote my (required) paper on the book in nonsensical form. He called me into his office a few days later and told me he was torn between giving me an ‘A’ for creativity or an ‘F’ for being an asshat. I told him he should be smart enough to appreciate the symbolic spirit of the assignment. I got the ‘F.’

About 35 years after graduating, on a trip back to my home town, I visited the local hardware store. A classmate of mine, Bernie, now owned it. We talked over old times for about an hour. Then Bernie gets a big smile on his face and says “Your favorite teacher just walked in the door” and motioned for Mr Y to come over. He didn’t remember me at first. I refreshed his memory of our battles and said... “Your dementia seems to have gotten worse over the years.” He said “Now, I remember you.” We spoke for about a half and hour. I reminded him how he once told the class that I would be lucky to graduate high school, would never amount to anything, and I should pursue a career in garbage collection. I told him how I went on to get a Bachelors degree and then an MBA, and have had a fairly successful professional career. He said he would never have said such a thing in a classroom. Bernie told him... “Oh, yes you did.” Mr Y came back with “maybe I was just trying to motivate you.” I replied “No, you were just a mean SOB and hated me.” Mr Y said in all his years of teaching, he knew he was disliked by most students, but nobody has ever had to guts to say the things I had to say about him to his face, and he admired it. He told me we should get together and talk about life. I said ‘no thanks, four years of you was enough for a lifetime.” We spoke, and jabbed, and laughed for a little while longer, and he went on his way. Afterwards, Bernie said “I can’t believe you actually said those things to Mr Y. I replied, after 35 years the bastid had it coming. :)
 

GNTLGNT

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I was forced to read it in my senior year of high school by a mean, pompous, sadistic beatnik English teacher - Mr Y. We hated each other and battled for four years. (I had him three of my four years). I wrote my (required) paper on the book in nonsensical form. He called me into his office a few days later and told me he was torn between giving me an ‘A’ for creativity or an ‘F’ for being an asshat. I told him he should be smart enough to appreciate the symbolic spirit of the assignment. I got the ‘F.’

About 35 years after graduating, on a trip back to my home town, I visited the local hardware store. A classmate of mine, Bernie, now owned it. We talked over old times for about an hour. Then Bernie gets a big smile on his face and says “Your favorite teacher just walked in the door” and motioned for Mr Y to come over. He didn’t remember me at first. I refreshed his memory of our battles and said... “Your dementia seems to have gotten worse over the years.” He said “Now, I remember you.” We spoke for about a half and hour. I reminded him how he once told the class that I would be lucky to graduate high school, would never amount to anything, and I should pursue a career in garbage collection. I told him how I went on to get a Bachelors degree and then an MBA, and have had a fairly successful professional career. He said he would never have said such a thing in a classroom. Bernie told him... “Oh, yes you did.” Mr Y came back with “maybe I was just trying to motivate you.” I replied “No, you were just a mean SOB and hated me.” Mr Y said in all his years of teaching, he knew he was disliked by most students, but nobody has ever had to guts to say the things I had to say about him to his face, and he admired it. He told me we should get together and talk about life. I said ‘no thanks, four years of you was enough for a lifetime.” We spoke, and jabbed, and laughed for a little while longer, and he went on his way. Afterwards, Bernie said “I can’t believe you actually said those things to Mr Y. I replied, after 35 years the bastid had it coming. :)
...one if the best stories of karma ever...should copy and paste it to that Thread and thanks for sharing it buddy...
 

skimom2

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I was forced to read it in my senior year of high school by a mean, pompous, sadistic beatnik English teacher - Mr Y. We hated each other and battled for four years. (I had him three of my four years). I wrote my (required) paper on the book in nonsensical form. He called me into his office a few days later and told me he was torn between giving me an ‘A’ for creativity or an ‘F’ for being an asshat. I told him he should be smart enough to appreciate the symbolic spirit of the assignment. I got the ‘F.’

About 35 years after graduating, on a trip back to my home town, I visited the local hardware store. A classmate of mine, Bernie, now owned it. We talked over old times for about an hour. Then Bernie gets a big smile on his face and says “Your favorite teacher just walked in the door” and motioned for Mr Y to come over. He didn’t remember me at first. I refreshed his memory of our battles and said... “Your dementia seems to have gotten worse over the years.” He said “Now, I remember you.” We spoke for about a half and hour. I reminded him how he once told the class that I would be lucky to graduate high school, would never amount to anything, and I should pursue a career in garbage collection. I told him how I went on to get a Bachelors degree and then an MBA, and have had a fairly successful professional career. He said he would never have said such a thing in a classroom. Bernie told him... “Oh, yes you did.” Mr Y came back with “maybe I was just trying to motivate you.” I replied “No, you were just a mean SOB and hated me.” Mr Y said in all his years of teaching, he knew he was disliked by most students, but nobody has ever had to guts to say the things I had to say about him to his face, and he admired it. He told me we should get together and talk about life. I said ‘no thanks, four years of you was enough for a lifetime.” We spoke, and jabbed, and laughed for a little while longer, and he went on his way. Afterwards, Bernie said “I can’t believe you actually said those things to Mr Y. I replied, after 35 years the bastid had it coming. :)
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danie

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OK, i do know about Faulkner. But he is one of these classic authors i've never read for some reason. i remember thinking several times that i ought to read something at least. Same thing with Fitzgerald. But perhaps my genius-level intelligence has wisely steered me clear of them, who knows?
There; fixed that for ya.
 

HollyGolightly

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Ish, Faulkner. None for me, thank you. I had a friend who thought it was a compliment when a teacher told him he talked like Faulkner wrote.:confused: It took him 3 days to tell me that story.
I liked Edith Wharton very much - brave and sassy in the Victorian era.
I can't judge it yet, but I've got a copy of The Picture of Dorian Gray finally - not sure I'm ready for it - it takes a bit of thinking to read the language of that time period. I'll report back about it soon.

edit: Oh - I thought Fitzgerald was a disappointment. I found his writing hard to follow. He was a dedicated alcoholic, so maybe that's why. When I read about that era, for some reason, I prefer reading about the common folks and the poverty ridden folks - there was so much going on then.
 

skimom2

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I'm another who dislikes Faulkner. I've read him, because I once had an obsession with reading as many of the 'classics' as I could manage, but I gave up after the third one. I didn't like any of them. Fitzgerald is okay--I liked The Great Gatsby and Tender is the Night well enough. The Picture of Dorian Gray was all right, as well (the most recent movie was a atrocious, though). Oscar Wilde was a better raconteur than writer (especially of poetry--his is pretty bad), but this and a few of the short stories were well done. :)