Those are great.
When I was in 1st grade and made my first new friend at school, her last name was Ford. I told my mom that my new friend was the President's daughter. I totally believed that.
I used to think that "Brocktued" was a word. I can't spell it but I can say it. It came after shows and an announcer would say "This show was Brocktued by Dial Soap" or whatever they wanted to promoted. I know now, that word was actually "Brought to you by..."
When I was very young, too young for school, I thought what I saw in the mirror was a whole other room. I would sit in front of the mirror and talk to myself, thinking it was a friend who said and did the exact same things I did. I didn't know it was me. I was very weird. I had imaginary friends too: Girlfriend, Chu-Ong, Chu-Nie, and Remy. I don't know if that's how they spelled their names but it's how I said them. My mom took me to a child psychologist who told her I was extraordinarily bright and not worry. I don't know about that.
Do I get the weirdo crown?