What do you think about a man, and his boss who blew off work, and went on a boat ride? Then went home so drunk he could barely stand up.
It's a man thing. Wife needs to think about R-E-V-E-N-G-E.
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What do you think about a man, and his boss who blew off work, and went on a boat ride? Then went home so drunk he could barely stand up.
I've come to the realization that there is no bottom of that well....why would anyone ever have thought that that POS was a good idea?????.....just when you think you've plumbed the bottom of the well of human stupidity-you find there's a few more fathoms to go....
That's the sort of thing that will never NOT be funny to me Unexpected collisions, people falling down, and most farts.They just had a local news story on. A woman talking with the caption under her that said, 'Hit by fish'
Seems she was jogging when all of the sudden she was hit by a fish that fell out of the sky. They kept showing the fish. Weighed as much as a half gallon of milk, they say. She was traumatized. I was laughing. She has a little scar from fish hit. Her doctor is putting her on ice packs and antibiotics.
A bird must have dropped it. Now I want to be hit by a fish. I just want to call into work and say that.
I had a bat explode out of a hedge at me once. I was wearing a shirt with velcro, not buttons (God love the 80s) and when I jumped back, screaming, the front of my shirt ripped open. Not my best junior high day.Ok, Doc, I'll see yer frog, and raise ya one bat. Had one flop on top of me once, just as I was laying down to sleep. Felt it flop, tossed the blanket over it, got up, turned on the lamp, then parted the covers. There it was, the snarling little Reggie Nalder/Nosferatu looking bastard, brrrrrrr....
I hate bats.
Yup, but mine is the dog. I set the alarm for 6, but it's a rare morning when the dog doesn't decide she needs to go out at 5:30. I continue to hope, though, every night.Every time I set my alarm for the following day, I laugh to myself...like there will ever be a morning when kiddo lets me sleep 'til the alarm goes off
I didn't know bats ate mosquitos, I learned something. At least they serve a purpose in that regard.I had a bat explode out of a hedge at me once. I was wearing a shirt with velcro, not buttons (God love the 80s) and when I jumped back, screaming, the front of my shirt ripped open. Not my best junior high day.
Bats eat mosquitos, at least. Seagulls are flying rats. I hate those suckers.
We called them devil darning needles growing up in Newfoundland.Remember sewing bees? I think they were really dragonflys. We used to scream and run holding our mouths and pointing at it. Because our mothers told us they would sew you lips together. It was a fact. we thought so anyway.
You mothers out there need to bring this horror back.
This my experience as well.It always rains for a week after you've mowed the grass!
Me, too!I am so happy that sometimes I do not have thought balloons appear while observing folks.
I'll raise you one musk rat (no sh!t) I had to chase out of a rental car in Canada.Ok, Doc, I'll see yer frog, and raise ya one bat. Had one flop on top of me once, just as I was laying down to sleep. Felt it flop, tossed the blanket over it, got up, turned on the lamp, then parted the covers. There it was, the snarling little Reggie Nalder/Nosferatu looking bastard, brrrrrrr....
I hate bats.
How'd it go?Every day when Larry gets his lunch break he always calls me, and always asks how I'm doing. Not today though!
First thing he said was, "Did Kat do okay getting on the bus?"
Guess he was worried about her.
I love it!When she saw the bus, she was pulling Karen to get on it! She said she liked the bus.
She got to go outside to play, and she got to go on the computer in the class.
She said some little kid was crying, but she didn't.
Coming home, Kaden said she was sitting with a little boy until she saw him, then went to sit with him. Kaden was talking to one of his classmates that rides the same bus, and Kaden said that Kat was talking to him also.
Seems like she is doing a lot of flirting!! LOL
Her teacher sent home a note that she had a good first day!
Everyone in the family has called to find out how she did today.
I'm glad she likes it.
She got as far as the sun porch, and the shoes, and socks came off!! That girl is such a hillbilly!!