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skimom2

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They just had a local news story on. A woman talking with the caption under her that said, 'Hit by fish'

Seems she was jogging when all of the sudden she was hit by a fish that fell out of the sky. They kept showing the fish. Weighed as much as a half gallon of milk, they say. She was traumatized. I was laughing. She has a little scar from fish hit. Her doctor is putting her on ice packs and antibiotics.

A bird must have dropped it. Now I want to be hit by a fish. I just want to call into work and say that.
That's the sort of thing that will never NOT be funny to me :) Unexpected collisions, people falling down, and most farts.

I'm a 13 year old boy in a 49 year old woman's body, I think.
 

skimom2

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Ok, Doc, I'll see yer frog, and raise ya one bat. Had one flop on top of me once, just as I was laying down to sleep. Felt it flop, tossed the blanket over it, got up, turned on the lamp, then parted the covers. There it was, the snarling little Reggie Nalder/Nosferatu looking bastard, brrrrrrr....

I hate bats.
I had a bat explode out of a hedge at me once. I was wearing a shirt with velcro, not buttons (God love the 80s) and when I jumped back, screaming, the front of my shirt ripped open. Not my best junior high day.

Bats eat mosquitos, at least. Seagulls are flying rats. I hate those suckers.
 

Doc Creed

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I had a bat explode out of a hedge at me once. I was wearing a shirt with velcro, not buttons (God love the 80s) and when I jumped back, screaming, the front of my shirt ripped open. Not my best junior high day.

Bats eat mosquitos, at least. Seagulls are flying rats. I hate those suckers.
I didn't know bats ate mosquitos, I learned something. At least they serve a purpose in that regard.
 

not_nadine

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Remember sewing bees? I think they were really dragonflys. We used to scream and run holding our mouths and pointing at it. Because our mothers told us they would sew you lips together. It was a fact. we thought so anyway.

You mothers out there need to bring this horror back. :)
 
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staropeace

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Remember sewing bees? I think they were really dragonflys. We used to scream and run holding our mouths and pointing at it. Because our mothers told us they would sew you lips together. It was a fact. we thought so anyway.

You mothers out there need to bring this horror back. :)
We called them devil darning needles growing up in Newfoundland.
 

shaitan

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Ok, Doc, I'll see yer frog, and raise ya one bat. Had one flop on top of me once, just as I was laying down to sleep. Felt it flop, tossed the blanket over it, got up, turned on the lamp, then parted the covers. There it was, the snarling little Reggie Nalder/Nosferatu looking bastard, brrrrrrr....

I hate bats.
I'll raise you one musk rat (no sh!t) I had to chase out of a rental car in Canada.
 

pegasus216

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When she saw the bus, she was pulling Karen to get on it! She said she liked the bus.
She got to go outside to play, and she got to go on the computer in the class.
She said some little kid was crying, but she didn't.
Coming home, Kaden said she was sitting with a little boy until she saw him, then went to sit with him. Kaden was talking to one of his classmates that rides the same bus, and Kaden said that Kat was talking to him also.
Seems like she is doing a lot of flirting!! LOL
Her teacher sent home a note that she had a good first day!
Everyone in the family has called to find out how she did today.
I'm glad she likes it.
She got as far as the sun porch, and the shoes, and socks came off!! That girl is such a hillbilly!!
 

Dana Jean

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When she saw the bus, she was pulling Karen to get on it! She said she liked the bus.
She got to go outside to play, and she got to go on the computer in the class.
She said some little kid was crying, but she didn't.
Coming home, Kaden said she was sitting with a little boy until she saw him, then went to sit with him. Kaden was talking to one of his classmates that rides the same bus, and Kaden said that Kat was talking to him also.
Seems like she is doing a lot of flirting!! LOL
Her teacher sent home a note that she had a good first day!
Everyone in the family has called to find out how she did today.
I'm glad she likes it.
She got as far as the sun porch, and the shoes, and socks came off!! That girl is such a hillbilly!!
I love it!
 
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