A customer came into the home improvement center I work part-time at with a dog in her cart (they allow good natured and behaved dogs in the center). She asked me a question on where to find something. Afterward I noted how well behaved her Corgi was. She was surprised that I knew the breed. She said most people don’t know what kind of dog it was. I said I knew of two people who owned Corgis’... The Queen of England and Stephen King. She said King owns a ‘tri-color’ named Molly. I said yeah... the thing of evil. She replied that he has given Corgis’ a bad rap with that. That they’re very friendly and lovable dogs. I said I wouldn’t know about that, but that they must be the preferred breed of royalty because the only people I know that have them are a King and a Queen. She shook her head and rolled her eyes at me. Alas, my humor is lost on the peasant folk.