Grammar Nazi

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DiO'Bolic

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Nov 14, 2013
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My godparents used to have a cool sign at their pool...

It read, "Welcome to our ool ... notice there is no 'P' in it ... please keep it that way"

:look_down:

LOL. My wife's grandparents had one at their pool, so she HAD to have one for ours.

I think it's crass. But...

RULES OF MARRIAGE

Rule 26: Never come between a woman and her need to rekindle fond childhood memories.


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blunthead

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Hi Blunt! In the game TPBM you can just use your imagination and pretend to be the other sex (that works, too!) or just not get too excited about it as it's a game, after all, not an English test.

What I find interesting is that after a few days away I had not seen this Grammar Nazi thread and in hardly any time at all there were over 218 posts in here! (How many other message boards would find grammar so fascinating?)
To pretend is disingenuous though, so it doesn't really work. And people shouldn't have to do it unnecessarily. It's actually sexist in that it discourages the next player if that person's not of the above-mentioned gender. And I'm aware it's not an English test; a fact I prove every time I use "their" and "they" incorrectly. =D

The problem with assuming the next person's gender in this game is you can't without it appearing that you're playing the game exclusively with a certain other member. This discourages others and is unfair to them. That's why one has no choice but either use the form, i.e., "TPBM puts his/her pants on backward" or "TPBM puts their pants on backward". The first is tediously proper, the second is improper but more fun. Just my humble opinion. =D
 
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Walter Oobleck

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To pretend is disingenuous though, so it doesn't really work. And people shouldn't have to do it unnecessarily. It's actually sexist in that it discourages the next player if that person's not of the above-mentioned gender. And I'm aware it's not an English test; a fact I prove every time I use "their" and "they" incorrectly. =D

The problem with assuming the next person's gender in this game is you can't without it appearing that you're playing the game exclusively with a certain other member. This discourages others and is unfair to them. That's why one has no choice but either use the form, i.e., "TPBM puts his/her pants on backward" or "TPBM puts their pants on backward". The first is tediously proper, the second is improper but more fun. Just my humble opinion. =D

I "pretend" all the time in those games...tpbm...wyslm...vending machine of mystery. That's where the fun is, pretend. I can see clearly now the rain has gone. but yeah, i've used the they/their...the meaning is clear twisted english or not.
 

blunthead

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I "pretend" all the time in those games...tpbm...wyslm...vending machine of mystery. That's where the fun is, pretend. I can see clearly now the rain has gone. but yeah, i've used the they/their...the meaning is clear twisted english or not.
I mean to pretend to answer as if I'm someone else. To me the main problem with doing what Neese suggests is that it would confuse a player of the sex opposite the Person Below seems expected to be. In terms of this particular game, I see no way around using either the tedious proper English or the improper easier sounding one.

What rain? :suspect:
 

Walter Oobleck

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I mean to pretend to answer as if I'm someone else. To me the main problem with doing what Neese suggests is that it would confuse a player of the sex opposite the Person Below seems expected to be. In terms of this particular game, I see no way around using either the tedious proper English or the improper easier sounding one.

What rain? :suspect:

That thunderstorm that drenched me yesterday. :) I was thinking of a quote from Gass that I like...that and the Nash song.
 

Neesy

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To pretend is disingenuous though, so it doesn't really work. And people shouldn't have to do it unnecessarily. It's actually sexist in that it discourages the next player if that person's not of the above-mentioned gender. And I'm aware it's not an English test; a fact I prove every time I use "their" and "they" incorrectly. =D

The problem with assuming the next person's gender in this game is you can't without it appearing that you're playing the game exclusively with a certain other member. This discourages others and is unfair to them. That's why one has no choice but either use the form, i.e., "TPBM puts his/her pants on backward" or "TPBM puts their pants on backward". The first is tediously proper, the second is improper but more fun. Just my humble opinion. =D

I think you might be a very proper English gentleman at heart Frank!

(as my son says "It's all good")
 

Gerald

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What amazes me about the English language is just how huge the vocabulary is. I game in English, watch movies in English, read in English, pc's are mostly in English. I daily look up most any word I don't know, and still you always come across new ones. And not only very complex words for highly specialized fields, different words for ordinary things.

It's also striking that what's roughly the same word in one language, can mean something quite different in another language - the words come from a similar basic meaning, but just got used differently in different countries. This goes for most any language it seems. It's frustrating, because you tend to choose the meaning of the word from your first language and use that in English where it means something different.

Is it actually the same for people who were raised in English that you find new words you had never read or heard before all the time?
 
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Dana Jean

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What amazes me about the English language is just how huge the vocabulary is. I game in English, watch movies in English, read in English, pc's are mostly in English. I daily look up most any word I don't know, and still you always come across new ones. And not only very complex words for highly specialized fields, different words for ordinary things.

It's also striking that what's roughly the same word in one language, can mean something quite different in another language - the words come from a similar basic meaning, but just got used differently in different countries. This goes for most any language it seems. It's frustrating, because you tend to choose the meaning of the word from your first language and use that in English where it means something different.

Is it actually the same for people who were raised in English that you find new words you had never read or heard before all the time?
I learn new words all the time. It's pretty cool actually.