10 unassailable rules to be observed during a Zombie Apocalypse

[prufrock21]

10. You are never safe. When in doubt, kill (or at least defend thyself).

9. Follow the leader--only if he or she has chutzpah, of course.

8. Arm thyself: gun, knife, sword, staff, bow, or whatever weapon is handy.

7. Learn to live off the land. Take or be taken. Call "dibs" before anybody else. Share
little. You're only as good as your next meal.

6. Tell the truth when you can. Lie if you must. Never hesitate. Warn the foolhardy.

5. Coward die. Be brave.

4. Never put your trust in a Wolf.

3. Walls are only as sturdy as the materials from which they are made. Build to last.

2. In an emergency, OK to mingle with the zombie crowd. But dress appropriately in
strict zombie attire.

1. When you "turn," do it with dignity and conviction. Walk proudly. Burn with flair.
Love the ones you eat.

 

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[doowopgirl]

10. You are never safe. When in doubt, kill (or at least defend thyself).

9. Follow the leader--only if he or she has chutzpah, of course.

8. Arm thyself: gun, knife, sword, staff, bow, or whatever weapon is handy.

7. Learn to live off the land. Take or be taken. Call "dibs" before anybody else. Share
little. You're only as good as your next meal.

6. Tell the truth when you can. Lie if you must. Never hesitate. Warn the foolhardy.

5. Coward die. Be brave.

4. Never put your trust in a Wolf.

3. Walls are only as sturdy as the materials from which they are made. Build to last.

2. In an emergency, OK to mingle with the zombie crowd. But dress appropriately in
strict zombie attire.

1. When you "turn," do it with dignity and conviction. Walk proudly. Burn with flair.
Love the ones you eat.
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Rules to live by. Especially the last one.

 

[ghost19]

10. You are never safe. When in doubt, kill (or at least defend thyself).

9. Follow the leader--only if he or she has chutzpah, of course.

8. Arm thyself: gun, knife, sword, staff, bow, or whatever weapon is handy.

7. Learn to live off the land. Take or be taken. Call "dibs" before anybody else. Share
little. You're only as good as your next meal.

6. Tell the truth when you can. Lie if you must. Never hesitate. Warn the foolhardy.

5. Coward die. Be brave.

4. Never put your trust in a Wolf.

3. Walls are only as sturdy as the materials from which they are made. Build to last.

2. In an emergency, OK to mingle with the zombie crowd. But dress appropriately in
strict zombie attire.

1. When you "turn," do it with dignity and conviction. Walk proudly. Burn with flair.
Love the ones you eat.
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Rules of wisdom for certain.....might want to add one about always going for the head shot, those darn zombies tend to get back up and keep coming unless you put one thru the noggin.....

 

[mjs9153]

haha had to know ghost would be reminding of the head shot,"front sight focus"..also,I have to take issue with number four,remember Wolf from The Talisman? he was one of the most staunchest,loyal characters in any SK book..

 

[ghost19]

haha had to know ghost would be reminding of the head shot,"front sight focus"..also,I have to take issue with number four,remember Wolf from The Talisman? he was one of the most staunchest,loyal characters in any SK book..

"WOLF! Right here and now!" Such an amazing book.

 

[mcpon14]

10. You are never safe. When in doubt, kill (or at least defend thyself).

9. Follow the leader--only if he or she has chutzpah, of course.

8. Arm thyself: gun, knife, sword, staff, bow, or whatever weapon is handy.

7. Learn to live off the land. Take or be taken. Call "dibs" before anybody else. Share
little. You're only as good as your next meal.

6. Tell the truth when you can. Lie if you must. Never hesitate. Warn the foolhardy.

5. Coward die. Be brave.

4. Never put your trust in a Wolf.

3. Walls are only as sturdy as the materials from which they are made. Build to last.

2. In an emergency, OK to mingle with the zombie crowd. But dress appropriately in
strict zombie attire.

1. When you "turn," do it with dignity and conviction. Walk proudly. Burn with flair.
Love the ones you eat.
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Nice list.