Opening scene/ending to Gunslinger: THE WAY BACK HOME brought to you by new models of Hyundai- integrated throughout the movie somehow for your enjoyment. *Gunslinger is walkin' around- and stuff* Roland: THIS SAND ADDS DEPTH. I'M SAD. Jake: I'M TIRED, CAN WE GO HOME NOW- TYPICAL BOY PROBS! Eddie: I'm entirely too polished, even for television! There's no way I could be a junkie! Sha-zam! Susan: I'm a fawn. Crimson King: BRAWG. I'M A BEAST! *The end* *Hyundai commercial* Stephen, look out for your work. You're worrying your fans in case the Tower comes through one day. The people that enjoy this show aren't aware of how much they've been duped- They probably don't watch/read any real horror either- perhaps they saw UTD advertised on TV guide channel. You're one of the last bastions of insightful, genuine reflection on what humanity is, can be- and UTD is the equivalent day time sh*t television with Kim Kardashian plot points. You may have satisfied the idiot masses, not the people who value you for your masterful keystroke. You wrote a letter because you felt a need to excuse yourself from the process (UTD tv). The reality of it is that your name is all over this show. Under the Dome - A Letter From Stephen When people look back on YOUR work that appeared on the big/small screen, producers will see an easy job from having the wrong people in charge of your vision. The sun is peaking over the valley and whatdya know, a soft, polished turd flops onto the once lush, green grass. They are afraid of developing characters like Big Jim Remmy, who loves women's basketball because of the ferocity of the players. They are afraid of a little grit, offending. Soft wins all, stock cow mooing clip in the beginning of the show. Cheap. *We weren't worried about the duration of the show being longer or the ending being changed. We're angry the quality is so damned low and that you've apparently accepted this (We get your track record isn't the best, we KNOW it could be so much better)* Some may buy "fraternal twins" when it comes to this story, but the dark tower? I would not forgive you and I have loved your writing ever since I began reading it. Do good by us. We recognize it. I'm sure this all amounts to nothing, I felt moved to write this however. Sincerely, Adam C. Allingham p.s.- Again, what were you thinking? I love your writing. Your books are awesome. Don't give out under the weight of your work.