You can't make this stuff up...
Iowa man assaults pregnant wife using McChicken Sandwich, cops say | Fox News
Iowa man assaults pregnant wife using McChicken Sandwich, cops say | Fox News
A side of fries with that assault, sir?
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Wow, Iowa's tough. You need a weapons permit to obtain a McDonald’s McChicken sandwich?
Did I miss that Michael Bloomberg moved to Iowa?
They are rare. And highly coveted.
I have several original McRib jokes. They are somewhat offensive however, and you know how much I hate rocking the boat.
Some people need a license to become spouses and parents.
That's one lucky wife and child. Not.
Iowa Statute 101.12(b)
No person shall, for the purpose of harm or assault of another person, animal or private property, conceal their possession of a McChicken sandwich. It is allowable to conceal for the purposes of not sharing the sandwich or saving it for later enjoyment.
It is also hereby forbidden for any person to eat a McChicken while riding a pony or horse measuring over 7 hands at the withers.
The title of this thread reminded me of one of my favorite album titles...
What's wrong with a little a salt with me fries?
...can you imagine the carnage, had a box of McNuggets been used??.....the humanity!....
Or, heaven forbid, a BIG MAC. The HARRAR, the HARRAR (Brando, Apocalypse)...
Or as my friends call them, chicken McQuestionables.
