ROFL I love it that sounds like typical Cleese. Maybe the staff should do what the Royal Family do and print out a "Dear John" Letter... thank you for writing yaaadee yaaadeee yaaaaaa, do appreciate your good wishes yyaaaaadeyaaaydeaaaa. I am kind of sad about the ex libris sticker though as I was going to say that I am not an internet tout because I was going to stick the signature paste in EL James' 50 Shades of Gray as a matter of British ecccentricity lol
Fair enough though I remember Eminem saying he used to be up all night answering letters from admirers as he felt obliged to. it inspired him to write Stan
On a totally different subject it is a shame that Stephen King has not given any thought to narrating his own stories. Looking at various interview he has done it sounds like he has a good reading voice. I am actually a big lover of authors reading from their own work as to me they are the only ones who can carry it off well. However it is really rare isn't it.