Be Careful Riding Your Bike

[prufrock21]

The condition is known as priapism. It happens when you read Gerald's Game. So, guys, approach this title with care.

 

[Sundrop]

OK.....so they deflated the problem. My concern would be
Will it come back?

 

[Out of Order]

OK.....so they deflated the problem. My concern would be
Will it come back?

Will what come back?

 

[Sundrop]

Will what come back?

the erection....will it come back when he needs it to?

 

[Out of Order]

the erection....will it come back when he needs it to?

I know ............I just wanted you to have to write it.......

 

[AnnaMarie]

You people are......

Spoiler

so funny

 

[CriticAndProud]

Wait........manual compression ????

Wow, I thought that sorta stuff only happened in derelict alleyways and motels.

 

[nate_watkins]

That's dangerous for so many reasons.

When I worked in insurance we got in a claim for an accident. The details of the accident were; woke up with an erection. Went to get a glass of water and broke IT. The first claims adjuster was going to pay it as an infection, assuming the guy had broken the glass, cut himself, and was off work because of the resulting infection, (it matters because there's a different waiting period for an accident or an illness). They brought the claim to me....and I said....I don't think he broke the glass. The word IT was written huge and circled.

An office full of women trying to figure out if IT is breakable. I finally called the doctor and asked.

Apparent when erect, IT is breakable.

There is a broadcaster in NH, by the name of Blacksmith, who broke IT once while trying to showoff for his girlfriend... Guess it didn't work out so well.

 

[Sundrop]

I know ............I just wanted you to have to write it.......

I figured as much..... I must go away and plot my revenge

 

[nate_watkins]

I figured as much..... I must go away and plot my revenge

I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means...

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Wait........manual compression ????

Wow, I thought that sorta stuff only happened in derelict alleyways and motels.

And Oval Offices!

 

[MadamMack]

Does this mean there will be a sudden spike in men taking up the sport......?

Yep!

 

[kingricefan]

I've skinned a knee. Bumped my head a time or two.

But...........

Injured Mountain Biker Endures Seven-Week Erection « CBS Atlanta

I bet he was tre populare.......

 

[arista]

Does manual compression mean what I think it means?

 

[GNTLGNT]

“We were very happy with the outcome.”

...said the entire nursing staff in the ER, notice I typed ER-coz ED, certainly wouldn't have been appropriate....

 

[EMARX]

I don't know if it is possible to Reply/Quote whole pages, so suffice it to say I'm enjoying the train ride.

 

[Out of Order]

I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means...

What do you think it means?

 

[Sundrop]

What do you think it means?

Well, to start.....I'm taking back my offer to share my Velveeta

 

[Out of Order]

Well, to start.....I'm taking back my offer to share my Velveeta

To start?.............uh oh........
{sneaks away to avoid the Wrath of Khan........I mean Wrath of Sunny}

 

[CriticAndProud]

Does manual compression mean what I think it means?

I can imagine what the Doctor must have said to this cyclist:

Doctor: So, Mr John Doe, we have come up with an idea on how to relieve you of your erection, which may remain indefinitely, unless we operate now. We have decided the best way to do this is to jer...er....manually compress you.

And John Doe's response could have been any of these I suppose.