That's the smart bet......
Dr. Hook Friday!!!!!
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I was about to edit that to clarify that I've done a Chuck Norris thread, not him personally
Some of these are a bit too risque to post on this 'family friendly' board. Some I must edit, as Chuck would, with extreme prejudice.
1) Chuck Norris did not lose his virginity. He stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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4) Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
5) Chuck Norris ends every relationship with, "It's not me. It's you."
6) Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, "Now."
7) Chuck Norris can make a woman (reach a state of pleasure) by simply pointing at her and saying, "Booya!"
8)Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
9) Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.
10) Chuck Norris can impregnate a woman through (.....).
When Chuck Norris looks at you you drop your guard
Those two lovable scamps! Their walk cracks me up. Nice that they're so recognizable. They'll be easy for her to describe when she calls the police on them for pestering women.
So what happened to the House of Pain Thursday, or whatever you the hell said you were doing next? You damn tease!
Oh man, I didn't mean to disappoint my #1 (only) fan!!
I got busy the last couple of Fridays......I'll have to come up with something extra special just for you......
Oh man, I didn't mean to disappoint my #1 (only) fan!!
I got busy the last couple of Fridays......I'll have to come up with something extra special just for you......
Sundrop, you know what day it is. Oh yes you do! Whatdoya think? Black Eyes Peas Friday? Weezer Friday? The Offspring Friday? Color Me Badd Friday -- Ferlin Husky Friday?!!
Yes, darlin' I know what day it is. It's Country Boy Friday!!!!
Put on your cowboy boots and come on over.......we'll wait for you
This may possibly be the most diverse trio of artists and songs ever assembled. I'm most impressed that someone else knows who Ferlin Husky was.
...I knowed Ferlin as well, used to have to wear his size jeans when I was a kid....you know, Husky size.....
I'll bet you were muskie too.
What was your impession of The Ferl? I've heard odd stories. I lived in Hendersonville TN for a bit, which was littered with aging country stars, along with Ferlin. I didn't knowed him, but my closest friend for years knowed people who did. Apparently he built The Ferlin Husky Wings of a Dove Museum to house all his memorabilia. And there was a section that did recorded bible stories with dummies used for biblical figures. I never seen it.
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...he had a voice that I wasn't particularly fond of, but it was certainly "old time" Country...and Honky Tonk, ballads etc.....others didn't share my "meh" feelings-he charted a coupla dozen hits in what?....a nearly 70 year career?.....I'll bet you were muskie too.
What was your impession of The Ferl? I've heard odd stories. I lived in Hendersonville TN for a bit, which was littered with aging country stars, along with Ferlin. I didn't knowed him, but my closest friend for years knowed people who did. Apparently he built The Ferlin Husky Wings of a Dove Museum to house all his memorabilia. And there was a section that did recorded bible stories with dummies used for biblical figures. I never seen it.