Euphemisms.

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Sigmund

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Euphemisms. Tell us your favorites!

Economical with the truth. (Liar)

Over Qualified. (We can't afford you.)

Courtesy Call. (Telemarketer.)

Because I said so. (I'm the parent.)

Making the beast with two backs. (Intercourse.)

Gentleman's Club. (Strip joint.)

Dix. (MY take on Hooters) (Ha!)

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Walter Oobleck

Walter Oobleck

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Happy Campers...applied to all manner of folk. :)
High Maintenance
Maintenance-free
That's all she wrote...she didn't write any more
Wonderbread
Do I need to come in there? or
Don't make me come in there! ...
That's it! I'm coming in there!
 
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Walter Oobleck

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that's better than snuff and not half as dusty...said when you drink a nice cold refreshing glass of water on a hot day.
as long as the ball's fair and goes over the fence it's a home-run...works for me, 'nother words.
I can't see it from my house...say if I happen to make a mistake at work...meaning, give me a sec, I can't believe that happened
morffodites...what the name implies.
yum-yums...more of the same
bun-runners...people of a certain religious persuasion
 
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a piece of work...ole so-and-so, he's a piece of work, a real gem, they broke the mold, the angels cried.
I'm gonna go home and break my plate...meaning the food is good I'm movin in.
chalk a line, see it he's movin...light a fire under him...
it'll put hair on you chest...would you date Putin's daughter?
the 50/50 proposition...theory I'm working on...if there's a 50/50 chance of something being done wrong...there's more than a 50/50 chance it will be done wrong.
go figure...see above...all the above.
 
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I need to run an errand. (I can't stand being here another second.)

Packing up my life. (Putting my computer in the bag. That's actually kinda sad.)

I see it's cold. (Someone in the vicinity is braless.)

He's still young. (He's incompetent.)

Expressive. (Hysterical, and not the funny kind.)

Wasn't in the mood for it. (It was dreadful.)

Butt floss. (Thong.)
 
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