Facts That Sound Like Lies

[blunthead]

Oh my! The finger in the ear does sound like Pacman.

I'd like a photo of you testing that. I'm funny that way.

 

[blunthead]

I did not realize you cannot hum while holding your nose - try it!

You also can't sneeze with your eyes open.

 

[blunthead]

Re: Turtle butt-breathing

I had a roomie in college who could "suck farts."

He'd do a Yogie Berra "downward dog" position and move his abdomen somehow...could fart endlessly and with gusto--until the other three of us beat on him still-laughingly for waking us all up at 3a.

The real reason insane asylums were invented.

 

[Grandpa]

He'd do a Yogie Berra "downward dog" position and move his abdomen somehow...could fart endlessly and with gusto--until the other three of us beat on him still-laughingly for waking us all up at 3a.

A superpower like that, and the character should be named Bombardier.

The bombardier beetle actually uses a chemical reaction to make enough heat in its gut to vaporize contents and send out explosive farts to dissuade predators. It apparently works pretty well. I mean, I'd be dissuaded.

Come to think of it, your friend probably could've been a successful wrestler using that talent skill ability. How many people would be willing to stay on a mat with him in close quarters?

 

[SharonC]

I'd like a photo of you testing that. I'm funny that way.

Sorry, love. I don't do "selfies". Just use that imagination of yours!

 

[Dana Jean]

Sorry, love. I don't do "selfies". Just use that imagination of yours!

Where have you been young lady?

 

[SharonC]

Working hard, reading the MB when I can. Just not posting much these days. Things are going well at my end.

 

[Agincourt Concierge]

poor Betty White...bread ....

 

[GNTLGNT]

poor Betty White...bread ....

...at least she still has her crusts...