Why can't Dean Koontz have a more memorable name? I got suckered into buying a "Koontz" story at Amazon...saw Something Koontz, I.P.O. or something like that, hit buy or whatever it is you do, have the kindle there by my side. Doesn't "bing!" like the phone when you get one of those happy messages and you have to refresh the "books" page. See it downloaded and I go take a nap. Waking up a bit later, I open the kindle...Dan? Who the hell is Dan? Dan? I thought it was something else. K.L. Ryder Koontz...Leslie Koontz...Trixie Koontz. I get a Dan. Read the story and it wasn't a complete loss. Unrelated story, tried to start (actually I did start) a website using my name and the name of a Major Window Manufacturer. Could not use my name. "It's spelled differently!" I tell the lady setting it up, registering a name, that sort of thing. She's shaking her head, "Doesn't matter. Major Window Manufacturer registered a gadzillion names, even names with variations on how their name is spelled." That's how I became a super-hero. If you're following this, you're a superhero, too.