Shakespeare/James:
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more humpable.
(That actually worked once in college.)
My roommate had an even better freeform poem:
Hi. I'm Chris. I like peanut butter. Wanna f$%^?
It worked once for him.
Thepenismightierthanthesword
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more humpable.
(That actually worked once in college.)
My roommate had an even better freeform poem:
Hi. I'm Chris. I like peanut butter. Wanna f$%^?
It worked once for him.
Thepenismightierthanthesword