Funny things kids say and do.

[cat in a bag]

Ty has been pretty determined these last few days to get a tv for their bedroom. He just told me he had a good plan. He is going to sell rocks until he has enough money to buy a tv.

Oh son, if it was only that simple.

 

[Out of Order]

Ty has been pretty determined these last few days to get a tv for their bedroom. He just told me he had a good plan. He is going to sell rocks until he has enough money to buy a tv.

Oh son, if it was only that simple.

Sounds like an igneous idea to me!

 

[CriticAndProud]

Why do people say #YOLO ? I'm a young'un but I don't really see the point. You Only Live Once, so do dumb things which could end your one life. Seems self defeating to me.

 

[Lina]

My cousin (he is almost 4 years old now) said me last weekend: "When I will go to school, you will already be old!" How glad I was to hear this, considering I will be 28 when he starts school...

 

[notebookgirl]

My son Anton wants to be a firefighter. He's very into it. However, he's assured me that I will be coming to live with him at the firehouse. He also has been concerned about "when he gets older" and has asked question "Will we still be a family when I get older?" I said, "Of course." Love my little guy!

 

[cat in a bag]

My daughter, getting ready for school just now....

*Singing*

Sunshine, lollipops and bagels everyday.

*End Singing*

 

[Out of Order]

My daughter, getting ready for school just now....

*Singing*

Sunshine, lollipops and bagels everyday.

*End Singing*

 

[skimom2]

Son yesterday: "Mom, I just can't go back to school tomorrow. My brain is full--I don't have room for anything else."

 

[Out of Order]

Son yesterday: "Mom, I just can't go back to school tomorrow. My brain is full--I don't have room for anything else."

 

[skimom2]

Son, when he was about 2: "Don't want to wear a sweater."
Me: "Nick, you look nice. You want to look nice for church, don't you?"
Son *big sigh, then a disgusted voice*: "I look like a d**k."

No idea where he heard that, but I almost went off the road trying not to laugh. It's my brother's favorite 'kid story' ever (so I have my suspicions where Nick heard that word )

 

[Out of Order]

Son, when he was about 2: "Don't want to wear a sweater."
Me: "Nick, you look nice. You want to look nice for church, don't you?"
Son *big sigh, then a disgusted voice*: "I look like a d**k."

No idea where he heard that, but I almost went off the road trying not to laugh. It's my brother's favorite 'kid story' ever (so I have my suspicions where Nick heard that word )

What's wrong with him looking like a duck?

 

[king family fan]

What's wrong with him looking like a duck?

Perhaps its all quackers.

 

[Out of Order]

Perhaps its all quackers.

 

[HollyGolightly]

And now for a funny story:
During the funeral preparation, I felt the only way I could be useful was to keep the kids out of the way, out of the house. I took them to a movie, I took them shopping. My 6 year old niece is a nut. She’s the family comedian and it was quite a blessing to have her with me.
So I took the girls to Charming Charlies to get headbands, bows, purses, etc for the funeral. You know, a girl needs accessories, black is so boring without a little sparkle and bling.
My niece found a “lovely sparkly water bottle” (it was a flask with turquoise rhinestones). She needed it she said. What if I need a drink of water at the funeral, Aunt Renee? God love her. Somehow I managed to distract her with some other bling and sparkles. But I so wanted to get it for her. It would have been great to see her pull a flask out of her purse and take a drink during the funeral – wouldn’t that have been great?
There’s lots more funny things she did during the funeral. She put a pendant of a dog in his casket because he loved his dogs. She stood at the casket during the wake and gave everyone a hug and told them she had the best hugs to make them happy again. She’s a gift to us for sure.

 

[Neesy]

And now for a funny story:
During the funeral preparation, I felt the only way I could be useful was to keep the kids out of the way, out of the house. I took them to a movie, I took them shopping. My 6 year old niece is a nut. She’s the family comedian and it was quite a blessing to have her with me.
So I took the girls to Charming Charlies to get headbands, bows, purses, etc for the funeral. You know, a girl needs accessories, black is so boring without a little sparkle and bling.
My niece found a “lovely sparkly water bottle” (it was a flask with turquoise rhinestones). She needed it she said. What if I need a drink of water at the funeral, Aunt Renee? God love her. Somehow I managed to distract her with some other bling and sparkles. But I so wanted to get it for her. It would have been great to see her pull a flask out of her purse and take a drink during the funeral – wouldn’t that have been great?
There’s lots more funny things she did during the funeral. She put a pendant of a dog in his casket because he loved his dogs. She stood at the casket during the wake and gave everyone a hug and told them she had the best hugs to make them happy again. She’s a gift to us for sure.

your little story made me want to cry - what a sweet little girl she is

 

[blunthead]

...my youngest, when he was but a nipper-had a belly-ache, and told us his "intesticles" hurt...

Mine hurt just reading it!

 

[GNTLGNT]

Mine hurt just reading it!

...I nearly ruptured my spleen laughing...he however, was not amused....

 

[fushingfeef]

She stood at the casket during the wake and gave everyone a hug and told them she had the best hugs to make them happy again. She’s a gift to us for sure.

This line moved me to tears. What a little darling!

Yesterday Jillian was using one of the tools that came with the nutcracker, it's a little pick. She referred to it as a "nut meat pecker" and my wife and I started laughing until our faces turned red!

 

[AnnaMarie]

Son yesterday: "Mom, I just can't go back to school tomorrow. My brain is full--I don't have room for anything else."

Kelly Bundy had that problem.

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Funerals and kids....mine were always the entertainment.

At my dad's funeral, I was standing graveside right at the front. I was holding my 3 year old son's hand. Holding his other hand was my niece who was close to thirty.

The priest was just finishing his prayers and my son said "That's one biiiiiig toy box."

My niece and I laughed so hard, we ended up holding each other up. I saw the glare I was getting from the priest and that just made me laugh even harder.

 

[Lina]

My (now 4-year-old) cousin yesterday said to his mother: "Stop telling me what to do, you are not my wife!" We have been laughing so hard!