HAPPY NEW YAK!!!
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My new Yak likes to go swimming
Better not puncture my new rubber ducky with those horns!!
A newly discovered type of Yak
That's nuts!
A heads up for those of us that got a new yak for Christmas. Pet Supermarket has Purina Yak Chow for 50 percent off this weekend.
Is Tibetan wheat the first ingredient?
They have the gluten free available too for Yaks with special dietary needs
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck and a Yak in the cab. He pulls the guy over and says... "You can't drive around with Yaks in this town! Take him to the zoo immediately." The guy says "OK"... and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with a Yak, and he is wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands... "I thought I told you to take this Yak to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies... "I did . . . today I'm taking him to the beach!"
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a Yak sitting next to him. "Are you a Yak?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The Yak replied, "Well, I liked the book."
Night of Drinking
A man and his pet Yak walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my Yak."
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the Yak falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a Yak."
