Not to worry, blunt. I'll have some assignments for you to keep you busy until she returns.
Have A Nice Vacation Ms. Mod
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Now....now. Don't work yourself up into a lather. You shouldn't have any trouble completing your paper on The Significance of Early Retirement and Early Planning for Living in AZ for Ms. Mod to read when she returns.
Seems blunt is suffering from a moderate detachment disorder. 
I just called 9-1-1, you bastard.
Yes! That's exactly it, doctor!Seems blunt is suffering from a moderate detachment disorder.
Oh. Okay, now OoO is in trouble, who has used the Sacred Name in Vain.Did Tom Servo answer?
Have a wonderful vacation Marsha!! Rest and have fun.
Oh sure, how so very conveniant, well I suppose it's true, timing IS everthang...oh no not on you, hotstuff, me, now bring on them strippers with the monster bong and matching tatas, you won't recognize the joint upon said well rested vacation.
Hey what's a nuther couple weeks between dungeon mistress and dog boy...um, think ya could leave a light on this time, I mean you know how a'skeert I gets of that mean ol' boogerman...safe funerific trip, Ms. Moderlicious, do everything I'd do, no worries, I mean we'll start a bail collection, so enjoy yo' sassy self!
Hey what's a nuther couple weeks between dungeon mistress and dog boy...um, think ya could leave a light on this time, I mean you know how a'skeert I gets of that mean ol' boogerman...safe funerific trip, Ms. Moderlicious, do everything I'd do, no worries, I mean we'll start a bail collection, so enjoy yo' sassy self!
Have a wonderful vacation Marsha!! Rest and have fun.
I fart in yer general direction.Oh sure, how so very conveniant, well I suppose it's true, timing IS everthang...oh no not on you, hotstuff, me, now bring on them strippers with the monster bong and matching tatas, you won't recognize the joint upon said well rested vacation.
Hey what's a nuther couple weeks between dungeon mistress and dog boy...um, think ya could leave a light on this time, I mean you know how a'skeert I gets of that mean ol' boogerman...safe funerific trip, Ms. Moderlicious, do everything I'd do, no worries, I mean we'll start a bail collection, so enjoy yo' sassy self!
With those instructions, I think my vacation just took on a whole new level of revelry! Certainly will add more spice than my original plan of hanging out on the patio, maybe taking a dip in the hot tub under the stars, and indulging my inner hermit by being by myself for two weeks.Oh sure, how so very conveniant, well I suppose it's true, timing IS everthang...oh no not on you, hotstuff, me, now bring on them strippers with the monster bong and matching tatas, you won't recognize the joint upon said well rested vacation.
Hey what's a nuther couple weeks between dungeon mistress and dog boy...um, think ya could leave a light on this time, I mean you know how a'skeert I gets of that mean ol' boogerman...safe funerific trip, Ms. Moderlicious, do everything I'd do, no worries, I mean we'll start a bail collection, so enjoy yo' sassy self!
I'm so sorry I'll be away but sure do hope you'll still be around when I come back as I've missed you like crazy! 
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For now I have 28 days of time on this device, well, less o'course I see fit to fling it with muchos gusto against any hard object within muchos gusto flingin' distance...eh, whatta the odds?With those instructions, I think my vacation just took on a whole new level of revelry! Certainly will add more spice than my original plan of hanging out on the patio, maybe taking a dip in the hot tub under the stars, and indulging my inner hermit by being by myself for two weeks.
Hey I be here with mustard on, no seriously, I got that stuff on everything, I mean gee whiz in places that.....
Now see, that's just what I've been needing to keep my sanity during the days when I have to read the Hot Topics.
For now I have 28 days of time on this device, well, less o'course I see fit to fling it with muchos gusto against any hard object within muchos gusto flingin' distance...eh, whatta the odds?
Hey I be here with mustard on, no seriously, I got that stuff on everything, I mean gee whiz in places that.....
I'll still take my vacations but might not have been quite as stressed out if I'd had my daily PITH fix to let off a little of steam in between. I might actually look forward to coming back now. 
....well Marsha, Pat has given you a reason to live, Frank, a wet keyboard from the crying, OoO an Eddie Haskell like send-off and that just leaves me to wish you much love, a fine rest and pay no mind to the Black SUV with "Kitchen Konnections" lettered on it, that just pulled up outside the King Estate....
