I passed up a burrito, and NOW look at what's happened...

[DiO'Bolic]

I like them occasionally. Lamb's meat is just so dense. I think all of these cloven hoofed animals really are made of evil and hate. Maybe the GOP should change their mascot to an old stubborn goat. It would embody their makeup as well as their way of going about things...

OK enough political jabbing, this is Chattery Teeth dadgummit!

We’re keeping the elephant, you get to keep the a$$. Too 'bleating' bad!

 

[hossenpepper]

We’re keeping the elephant, you get to keep the a$$. Too 'bleating' bad!

Well, OK. One thing that truly fits this is an elephant is way more full of sh!t than a mule...

 

[FlakeNoir]

Or how about..

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who liked to eat burritos in a bucket
He gave one a squeeze and out shot the cheese
He tried, but just couldn't duck it.

Not how I expected it to end... (nice job)

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Well, OK. One thing that truly fits this is an elephant is way more full of sh!t than a mule...

Sadly, the elephant is also an endangered species.

 

[Lily Sawyer]

Hossie, you *were* going to give me your superdupersecret burrito recipe.
Now I'm all kerfuffelt. I thought you made your own burritos.

And now I learn you BUY them??
It is but to weep, my friend.

 

[blunthead]

...Now I'm all kerfuffelt...

Partially kerfuffelt's bad enough!

 

[GNTLGNT]

...and every time flatulence is passed after burrito ingestion....a possum angel gets it's wings...

....ahhhhh, you can almost chew the aroma...

 

[Bryan James]

I'm usually pretty good at these things, but I failed this time.

 

[Chuggs]

RUN!!! Some dude just passed on a burrito!

WHAT!?

 

[FlakeNoir]

Our Possum's look quite different, don't they? (I have several just like this one living in the trees out the back of my place.)

 

[Grandpa]

So what's the moral? Who can truly speak to this. I've heard it whispered in the secret halls that every time a burrito is passed by, a possum is killed.

That's an urban legend.

The possum is just playing dead.

 

[GNTLGNT]

That's an urban legend.

The possum is just playing dead.

 

[Lily Sawyer]

Our Possum's look quite different, don't they? (I have several just like this one living in the trees out the back of my place.)

Your possums are half-way cute. Ours are just mangy and ratty.

 

[hossenpepper]

That's an urban legend.

The possum is just playing dead.

 

[hossenpepper]

Hossie, you *were* going to give me your superdupersecret burrito recipe.
Now I'm all kerfuffelt. I thought you made your own burritos.

And now I learn you BUY them??
It is but to weep, my friend.

What, make burritos all day long? Ain't nobody got time for that!