I Won A Cruise!!

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Got the phone call yesterday. All I had to do was give them my credit card number, Social Security number, my bank account numbers, my dog and two cats. I'll miss them, but this will probably be my only chance to cruise through The Grand Canyon. I asked the nice fellow if he was putting me on, I mean, how can one of those big ships find its way through that hole in the ground? He told me not to worry about a thing and I was immediately upgraded to the top deck! Drinks included too!! You don't find service like that anymore. I proceeded to give him my email (I was a bit nervous about that, didn't want one of those hackers getting in, right?) and he told me to look for a confirmation number.

I'm still waiting, but I am very excited. I noticed that my bank and credit card folks have been sending me numerous emails. Probably want to congratulate me.

Now, how to tell the dog and cats about this...........?

Bon Voyage!!

 

[FlakeNoir]

Got the phone call yesterday. All I had to do was give them my credit card number, Social Security number, my bank account numbers, my dog and two cats. I'll miss them, but this will probably be my only chance to cruise through The Grand Canyon. I asked the nice fellow if he was putting me on, I mean, how can one of those big ships find its way through that hole in the ground? He told me not to worry about a thing and I was immediately upgraded to the top deck! Drinks included too!! You don't find service like that anymore. I proceeded to give him my email (I was a bit nervous about that, didn't want one of those hackers getting in, right?) and he told me to look for a confirmation number.

I'm still waiting, but I am very excited. I noticed that my bank and credit card folks have been sending me numerous emails. Probably want to congratulate me.

Now, how to tell the dog and cats about this...........?

Bon Voyage!!

Oh please can I come too? I promise to also share all of my financial personal details... (I'll even throw in a kid or three)

 

[Out of Order]

Oh please can I come too? I promise to also share all of my financial personal details... (I'll even throw in a kid or three)

Very well. Forward me those details and I'll see what I can do. Will the kids mind being put to work on board? I'll need help setting up the shuffleboard.

 

[FlakeNoir]

Very well. Forward me those details and I'll see what I can do. Will the kids mind being put to work on board? I'll need help setting up the shuffleboard.

You should be receiving them forthwith...
....uh, the kids were part payment to the crooks cruise brokers, only.
There is no fricking way I'm taking a cruise with my boys. Momma needs a break!

 

[Out of Order]

You should be receiving them forthwith...
....uh, the kids were part payment to the crooks cruise brokers, only.
There is no fricking way I'm taking a cruise with my boys. Momma needs a break!

I see. No room for them anyway by the way it sounded. The gentleman made it sound like the cabins were filling up in a hurry. I mean....how couldn't they?

 

[FlakeNoir]

I see. No room for them anyway by the way it sounded. The gentleman made it sound like the cabins were filling up in a hurry. I mean....how couldn't they?

IKR?! You'd be a fool to miss out on an opportunity like this! I am sooooo excited!

 

[Riot87]

awesome OOO i always wanted to see the grand canyon as well lol

BTW Nice avy!

 

[Out of Order]

awesome OOO i always wanted to see the grand canyon as well lol

BTW Nice avy!

Thanks, Riot!

I always imagined seeing The Canyon from the rim or perhaps from the air if I was lucky enough. Never dreamed of seeing it from the bottom up!

 

[Maskins]

I thought you meant Tom Cruise for a second and I wasn't sure if that was a good thing. I mean sure, he has the money and jets and a successful career but he does come with *some* baggage.

 

[cat in a bag]

Hmmm. I had a bad feeling about this at first, but everyone is so happy for you, so I will just yell Bon Voyaggie like Bugs Bunny and throw my doubts to the wind!

Take lots of pictures! It is a rare thing to see the Grand Canyon on a cruise. Better document it for posterity!

 

[Out of Order]

I thought you meant Tom Cruise for a second and I wasn't sure if that was a good thing. I mean sure, he has the money and jets and a successful career but he does come with *some* baggage.

That would be some Risky Business if I won that guy. I'd have to keep my Eyes Wide Shut.

 

[Sundrop]

Please tell me that your travel agent wasn't named "Brains", and this phone call didn't come around 10:00 p.m. on the fourth.......

 

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Please tell me that your travel agent wasn't named "Brains", and this phone call didn't come around 10:00 p.m. on the fourth.......

I'm not quite sure what the guy's name was. Very heavy accent. He was going to let me talk to the Captain, but I told him that wasn't necessary. I got the call yesterday 7/6/15. I figured that was a good omen.

 

[Sundrop]

I'm not quite sure what the guy's name was. Very heavy accent. He was going to let me talk to the Captain, but I told him that wasn't necessary. I got the call yesterday 7/6/15. I figured that was a good omen.

Oh, good.....I'd say it's on the up and up, then. We don't have accents here, and Brains was complaining on the fourth that his boat didn't have a captain......

 

[Kurben]

I got some pics of the canyon so you will know when you are there. We wouldn't want you to miss the occasion.

 

[king family fan]

enjoy your cruise and don't worry about your bank account as easy come, easy go. Oh cruising will be so nice. Ok I hope your ship don't sink.

 

[Spideyman]

Sounds like a plan,OoO. Does the boat have a clear glass bottom so we can see the "fishes".?

 

[Out of Order]

enjoy your cruise and don't worry about your bank account as easy come, easy go. Oh cruising will be so nice. Ok I hope your ship don't sink.

I read that at first as " Ok I hope your ship don't stink...."

 

[Out of Order]

Sounds like a plan,OoO. Does the boat have a clear glass bottom so we can see the "fishes".?

Glass bottom? Aren't there rapids? WHITE WATER (meaning big rocks!!) Rapids!!!?

 

[DiO'Bolic]

I may join you OoO, right after I cash in on helping a Nigerian prince secure his millions that he is trying to get out of Africa.