If u could rename novel

[GNTLGNT]

-The Gunslinger-Idris Who?
-Sometimes They Come Back-My Boomerang Children
-Survivor Type-Hell's Kitchen Begins

 

[fljoe0]

Under The Dome - Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Just Me?

 

[GNTLGNT]

Under The Dome - Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Just Me?

....How about?....
-Under The Dome-Is It just Me, Or Does The Air In Here Feel Like A Failed Series?......

 

[fljoe0]

....How about?....
-Under The Dome-Is It just Me, Or Does The Air In Here Feel Like A Failed Series?......

or It Smells Like A Locker Room In Here

 

[GNTLGNT]

-The Tommyknockers-Or How I Watched Every Season Of Ghost Mine Back To Back

 

[carrie's younger brother]

Firestarter: Children Shouldn’t Play With Fire
The Eyes of the Dragon: Pregame of Thrones
The Plant: A Stephen King manuscr...

 

[Doc Creed]

....How about?....
-Under The Dome-Is It just Me, Or Does The Air In Here Feel Like A Failed Series?......

 

[Doc Creed]

Duma Key - One-Armed Artist Protagonist (Seriously, Not A Writer.)

Christine- Revenge While I Was Sleeping

Pet Sematary- How My Neighbor Ruined My Life

Desperation- Nevada, It's A Fly Over State For A Reason

 

[Doc Creed]

-Insomnia-Geriatrics Unite
-Revival- Ant Trap
-Firestarter-Baby Zippo[/QUOTE]

 

[chief4db]

Okay, here goes:

It, changed in: ''The First Horrorclown''
Gerald's Game in '' Chained Naked Woman On A Bed'' (imagine how many new readers this title will bring in)
The Tommyknockers: ''There's A Good Book In Here Somewhere But We Forgot To Edit It'' or ''I Wrote This While Doing Coke''
Under The Dome: '' Really Thick Book''
Cujo: ''Wow, Good Book, Did I Write That?''

 

[chief4db]

This is so brutal, so true and so hilarious at the same time. definitely liking this post.

 

[Steffen]

The Tommyknockers - The One Tabby Should Have Left in the Wastebin
From a Buick 8 - I Started A Story Then Just Stopped. Got It Published Anyway.
The Colorado Kid - Lemme See If They'll REALLY Buy Anything I Publish.
Dreamcatcher - Time to Quit The Cocaine, But Before I Do...

 

[Walter Oobleck]

dreamcatcher~ the irregulators
insomnia~ sleepless in derry
the regulators~ h.r. pufnstuf on meth
the colorado kid~ the rocky mountain travelin' corpse show
needful things~ the all-world church of the modern jesus
hearts in atlantis~ before & after the commercial break
gerald's game~ how jessie got her bed back
the green miles~ go along, get along (little doggies)
lisey's story~ the kissing game
tommyknockers~ alien beater: a love story
duma key~ deep in the blue turquoise lament
cujo~ mean fecking dog

 

[Arcadevere]

Ilove to rename some books in my inventory because this is the way i could remember books by their lines and plots lol

My take

The shining
-hide and seek, hotel version
Dr. Sleep
-Natgeo Presents : Vaping Guys (Sorry sorry lol)
Mr. Mercedes
-Brady Hartsfield's Favorite Book
-The Raining Blood with Umbrella Book (Seriously, my Cousin used to call that book in that because of the cover)
Misery
-My Crazy Fan
Joyland
-Devin Jones' : A Guide to Tour the Carny World
Revival (Seriously i want to associate this novel in some history, natgeo and Discovery show)
-Discovery Presents : How to Play Lightning and How you shouldn't Play it
-Animal Planet Presents : How Ants will Dominate the world
Under the Dome
-2012, lame version
-Big Jim Rennie : Mein Fuhrer
-I did not say it was aliens, but it was ALIENS
Finders Keepers
-Nick Jr. Presents : Pete the Explorer
-Morries no SWIPING! MORRIS NO SWIPING! MORRIS NO SWIPING!
End of Watch
-Candy Zappit Saga
A Good Marriage
-I have a Husband, who is a killer, and WTF should i do with him?
1408
-This room is Haunted, therefore i want to stay in it.
11/22/63
-History Presents : A Timetraveller who changed the history
Carrie
-The most unforgettable Prom

 

[Arcadevere]

Blockade Billy
-The most deadly baseball player