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GNTLGNT

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pegasus216

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---A Cup of Tea made with cold water

One day my Grandma was out, and my Grandpa was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set'
as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

Grandpa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I
brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After
several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my
Grandma came home.

My Grandpa made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a
cup of tea, because it
was 'just the cutest thing!' Grandma waited, and sure enough, here
I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Grandpa, and she
watched him drink it up.

Then she said, (as only a grandma would know), "'Did it ever occur to
you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"
 
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