You're both wrong.
In the South, we don't hide our crazies....we bring 'em out on the front porch and put a drink in their hand and parade them around proudly for the world to see.......well, except for auntie pearl.....we don't ever mention her
Lily doesn't like any help with the still.....Uncle Pete thought he would just eat the chicken leg and sashay through the house.....he hasn't been quite himself since.
Jim Bob prefers to hang out at the creek these days, smoking crawdads.....Like I said, Lily really doesn't like help at the still.
Flake does make me keep Johnny in the attic except for Fridays......Poor Johnny
This is a conspiracy I tell ya! 
