And I've misplaced my machete...........
It's Friday The 13th
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Out of Order , your today's avatar is so appropriate for Friday the 13th!! Love it.
Some guy dropped by yesterday and asked to borrow it. I didn't think you'd mind.....
He was kinda odd.....wearing coveralls, and didn't really talk much....said he was doing some clearing up at Crystal Lake
The first of three this year. Whenever there's a Friday the 13th in February, there's always one in March, too, unless it's a leap year.
...................... Unfortunately that will be me this weekend.....
Did he look like he was ready to stop a few pucks, too?
Yeah....he was wearing a hockey mask.....like I said, odd guy. Said he would be back to settle up with you later tonight.
Settle up with me? Well, I'll make sure I leave the doors unlocked so he can get in easily to see me.
Everybody wearing red today? Or holding off 'til ta-marra?
And when he arrives, be sure to call out, "Is somebody there?"
Do red boot laces count?
You still packing a knife in your boots?
No question about it. I'll also make sure that I'm in basement or upstairs so he's sure to find me........
He said something about meeting you in the old shed out in the woods........
Well, maybe, but I think it might be a little chilly out for me to play my banjo.
Well, technically it was never in my boots, more... strapped to my lower leg.
And no, my hitch-hiking days are over. (too many freaks carrying knives these days
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Depends if this is a nickname for your wife... then, yes. Far too much!
It's probably Kevin Bacon behind the mask, it's the only part he can get nowadays...