A printer..... Hmmm.. Can i possibly throw that at him? Otherwise i'm sunk.
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And bring a fire hydrant to put her out with after she accidentally almost immolates herself.Safest place to stand would probably be right in front of her.
I have a variety of ways of putting Sunny out.........
That lady looks so much in control compared with our Sunny.
Sunny, I have no idea who this Kurben guy is... I just met him.
A cell phone..I guess could dial help.. No, I'm pretty much so toast.
Hmm, I have a stapler and a cell phone. Maybe while the zombie is viewing cute pet videos on You Tube on my phone, I can brain him with the stapler and run away!
My wife. Which might work, when they are attacking her I can make a quick get away. I can also make a fifties style quip - take my wife, please!
It's not a zombie, it's a living cannibal. It dresses as a zombie for added effect.
Don't we all?
And I just noticed to my left, next to my phone, is the “Application For A Pennsylvania License to Carry Firearms,” waiting to be filled out. Just my luck, as usual. Always a day late and a dollar short.
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Nope I'm a goner. Just the computer mouse.
A notebook titled "Screwed Fittings"
I'd say you were screwed.
I was planning to say that!!I'd say you were screwed.
A great dane? You're covered!
Hmmm, now I'm stumped. Maybe if I bite him first???
...my cat.....I'll just tell him it's Chinese take-out and exit....stage left.....