We still on the Dewey Decibel System? Never did understand that. numbers number point numbers numbers. Probably those guys who want to take over the world...with numbers. The Hematites, I think.
Hematites? Was he the Caesar that bled all the time?
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We still on the Dewey Decibel System? Never did understand that. numbers number point numbers numbers. Probably those guys who want to take over the world...with numbers. The Hematites, I think.
Oh, I do, too! I can't think of anything I'd like to do more (that provides a steady paycheck--lol).We are such nerds! I hope they get the funding and you get the job!!
I am officially a full-time employee of a public library. In case you are wondering, yes, it is Heaven.
In about one to two months, I will be transferred to a branch closer to my home. It was destroyed in Katrina and never re-opened, but is currently being remodeled.
Do any of you ever wonder if you're being judged by the books you check out? Do you think you're being discussed after you leave? Do you feel like a pain in the behind if you check out 35 books for your child?
I would love to answer any questions you have about the mysteries of the library, its staff, stains on books, and whether or not the staff has the power to jump you in the line for the latest Stephen King.
Hematites? Was he the Caesar that bled all the time?
Do any of you ever wonder if you're being judged by the books you check out? Do you think you're being discussed after you leave?
...was it the Jeter System I wonder?....I have a question, and a story. Question first.
Most libraries I frequent use the Dewey Decimal System. But when I go to university libraries, they have a whole different way of organizing their books. It's still got a bunch of numbers, but it doesn't seem related in any way to what I'm used to from everywhere else... 'Sup with that?
I think our library drinks a special toast to us each year at their holiday party, because we give them so much money.
Our highest charge at one time (without losing or destroying any books, this is just late fees) was $84.00 about 4 years ago. $25-30.00 is not at all unusual. We don't INTEND to keep the books longer than we're supposed to, and they're usually not even that overdue. It's just that we check out so many books at a time.
I have one of these now, but for a long time we used a laundry basket bungee'd onto a cheap luggage cart. We easily overfill our bin with books each time, so if we miss the due date (or miss renewing them online by the due date) it doesn't take long for the fees to grow.
I'm okay with it, though. No matter how much we pay in fines, it's far cheaper than if we'd needed to buy all those books ourselves. And I just can't feel bad about giving the library money!
We did destroy a book once, and we paid to have it replaced. That was actually scary because there was fire involved.
And we lost a book, sort of. It was about human reproduction, called "Where Did I Come From?" When it was time to turn it in, we couldn't find it anywhere. My house is chaotic, but we've got an excellent ratio of library books coming in to library books going back (if you don't factor in the time delay.) So, we looked for it for a couple of months before they wrote it off and charged us.
Instead of "Where Did I Come From?" we started calling it "Where Did I Go?" and we kept an eye out for it. Eighteen months later, it slid out from under the couch. We'd moved the couch to vacuum in that time, and looked under there for the book (and a zillion other things) and it wasn't there. But *zhoop* out it slithered!
We still have it, but now we call it "Where Have I Been?"
I have a question, and a story. Question first.
Most libraries I frequent use the Dewey Decimal System. But when I go to university libraries, they have a whole different way of organizing their books. It's still got a bunch of numbers, but it doesn't seem related in any way to what I'm used to from everywhere else... 'Sup with that?
I think our library drinks a special toast to us each year at their holiday party, because we give them so much money.
Our highest charge at one time (without losing or destroying any books, this is just late fees) was $84.00 about 4 years ago. $25-30.00 is not at all unusual. We don't INTEND to keep the books longer than we're supposed to, and they're usually not even that overdue. It's just that we check out so many books at a time.
I have one of these now, but for a long time we used a laundry basket bungee'd onto a cheap luggage cart. We easily overfill our bin with books each time, so if we miss the due date (or miss renewing them online by the due date) it doesn't take long for the fees to grow.
I'm okay with it, though. No matter how much we pay in fines, it's far cheaper than if we'd needed to buy all those books ourselves. And I just can't feel bad about giving the library money!
We did destroy a book once, and we paid to have it replaced. That was actually scary because there was fire involved.
And we lost a book, sort of. It was about human reproduction, called "Where Did I Come From?" When it was time to turn it in, we couldn't find it anywhere. My house is chaotic, but we've got an excellent ratio of library books coming in to library books going back (if you don't factor in the time delay.) So, we looked for it for a couple of months before they wrote it off and charged us.
Instead of "Where Did I Come From?" we started calling it "Where Did I Go?" and we kept an eye out for it. Eighteen months later, it slid out from under the couch. We'd moved the couch to vacuum in that time, and looked under there for the book (and a zillion other things) and it wasn't there. But *zhoop* out it slithered!
We still have it, but now we call it "Where Have I Been?"
How exciting! My dream job!
I love the library, however I'm bad. I need to make it right with them. I put a book in the night drop box in perfectly good condition and the library police called me and told me it looked like it had water damage. They didn't believe that I didn't do. They say I owe them $32 for a book I could get for $2.99 at Goodwill. We're at a standoff. What to do?
When I lived in Memphis proper I had way overdue books. I didn't find them until we moved. I turned them in said that I'd found them upon moving. Someone must owe the library a bunch of money for these books, I said. Pretending it wasn't me, actually. I just wanted to get out of there alive. We were moving and I wouldn't been needing them anymore.
I have a question, and a story. Question first.
Most libraries I frequent use the Dewey Decimal System. But when I go to university libraries, they have a whole different way of organizing their books. It's still got a bunch of numbers, but it doesn't seem related in any way to what I'm used to from everywhere else... 'Sup with that?
It's been so long they'd never believe me-I've got a questionable permanent record there. Have you perfected your scary librarian gaze?
Have you talked to the branch manager? If you swear up and down that the book was in good condition when you put it in the drop box, they should give you a pass. They might make a note on your account (your permanent record, ha ha) if you habitually turn in damaged books, but if you make an appointment to speak with the manager, and are polite, they should take your word for it.
It's been so long they'd never believe me-I've got a questionable permanent record there. Have you perfected your scary librarian gaze?