This story about the girl being asked to leave is actually fascinating on so many levels. I was skeptical of the claim, but honestly couldn't say for certain one way or the other. The reason I was skeptical is because the claim seemed so over-the-top -- would someone actually ask a person to leave for that reason?
Yet, there was plausibility to it as well, because customers have so much power in the eyes of staff. Think back to your days working in retail (for those who did, anyway); you've got to have some outrageous stories. I have plenty. (I also have plenty related to the unbelievable stupidities of managerial proclamations.)
I could imagine that someone asked a staff member to kick the girl out, and even though the staff member probably didn't want to do it, the staff member, being so inculcated as to the power of the customer, did so anyway. Is that so hard to believe? No, it isn't.
However, what made me think this might be bogus is the fact that there have been hoaxes related to the note-with-tip section of the modern-day book of urban legends. Some of those have turned out to be hoaxes deliberately done to generate funds. And ever see those things supposedly written by precocious kids that are posted? As in, "read this awesome letter from a five-year-old to his teacher about why he couldn't pass in his homework," the kind you see on Huffington Post all the time? I don't believe any of those are genuine. Another reason I was skeptical: the girl didn't look that bad at all, really.
Of course, the most fascinating thing about this story is the issue of the pit bull attack -- when will we learn on that count? It amazes me that dog lovers who fight for the right to own dangerous dogs -- and they are dangerous -- can't just own different dogs instead. (And shouldn't true dog lovers fight to end pet ownership altogether?) But that's a debate for another time, perhaps (or, hopefully, never, at least not on this august forum). Would love to see a "Guns"-like essay on pit bull ownership from King, depending on his angle.
Back to the customer service...bringing this back to King and his preferred genre, I would love to see a story by him on the dark side of customer service. Has he ever written one? I myself have written one, but it probably will never be published since it is so difficult to get accepted by the various markets out there (probably will have to self-publish). Would love to see him write a short story about the power of the customer and how that can go awry in a "Lord-of-the-Flies"-type society.
Authority fascinates me. Think of this: if staff at a fast-food restaurant started strip-searching someone because of a voice on a telephone claiming to be a police officer, is it so unbelievable that someone would ask this girl to leave a KFC because some jerk customer requested it? That telephone-voice incident was rather disturbing, and it makes me think that asking this girl to leave on the perceived authority of a customer would be nothing, it could happen with no friction whatsoever; yet, I still was skeptical, because it made no sense.
Of course, we're talking about humans -- when do they ever make sense? Like that New Wave band always asks, are we not men? We are Devo. Seriously, we are Devo.