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May I have an alien, please?
May I have it under control, please?
May I have an abscess, please?
Really? Do you really want me to post a picture of an abscess?
May I have something way nicer than an abscess please?
May I have a bleeding abscess, please?
(Nope. Okay...)
There you go -
May I have some medical marijuana please?
(Nope. Okay...)
May I have a light, please?
May I have a norm, please?
May I have something to do with the show Seinfeld, please?