This message board permanently closed on June 30th, 2020 at 4PM EDT and is no longer accepting new members.
WooHoo!Until Father's Day....................
17 days/14hours/ approx 52 minutes till June 21.
I could tell you a story to help pass the time, if you like.......Me--------------->>>>>>>>>
I could tell you a story to help pass the time, if you like.......
Maybe......Does it involve haunted plantations and slapping?
About trailerless boats?I could tell you a story to help pass the time, if you like.......
Why is it on Mother’s Day it goes like this... “Honey would you like breakfast in bed, why don’t you just relax today, we got you a present to open later, I’ll take care of everything and we’ll go out for dinner this evening.” And on Father’s Day it’s... “You’re their father, take your kids and go somewhere, do something, and get out of my hair!” I’ve come to believe Father’s Day is really Mother’s Day 2, in evil disguise.
Then you’ve got a real gem there, and hang onto her. Mine would say... "There’s plenty of time to read and drink after you've cut the lawn and done the weed whacking."Well, I've wizened up in my old age. I used to ask for a lawn mower or a weed whacker (quiet Sunny ) and my wife would get it and then say "aren't you going to mow the the lawn?" Or some such. Now, with the asking for a book, I can sit around all day, drink beer and read.
Then you’ve got a real gem there, and hang onto her. Mine would say... "There’s plenty of time to read and drink after you've cut the lawn and done the weed whacking."
Maybe.....but with a slightly scarier twist.....About trailerless boats?
It's because you fathers helped to create the wonderful children, and we don't want you to feel deprived of their company.....therefore, us mothers encourage you to spend an entire day with the little darlings.....for your own enjoyment.Why is it on Mother’s Day it goes like this... “Honey would you like breakfast in bed, why don’t you just relax today, we got you a present to open later, I’ll take care of everything and we’ll go out for dinner this evening.” And on Father’s Day it’s... “You’re their father, take your kids and go somewhere, do something, and get out of my hair!” I’ve come to believe Father’s Day is really Mother’s Day 2, in evil disguise.
Weed whackers are dangerous....I've been warned to stay away from them......Well, I've wizened up in my old age. I used to ask for a lawn mower or a weed whacker (quiet Sunny ) and my wife would get it and then say "aren't you going to mow the the lawn?" Or some such. Now, with the asking for a book, I can sit around all day, drink beer and read.
Shouldn't that work for mom also?It's because you fathers helped to create the wonderful children, and we don't want you to feel deprived of their company.....therefore, us mothers encourage you to spend an entire day with the little darlings.....for your own enjoyment.
It does......we enjoy the children all day, every day.Shouldn't that work for mom also?