Police arrest threatening werewolf........

[staropeace]

How come most weird stories come from Barrie, Ont in Canada and from Utah in the USA?
Police apprehend threatening 'werewolf' | Weird | News | Edmonton Sun

 

[swiftdog2.0]

What a lunatic.

He was out Howling around the neighborhood after listening to the Silver Bullet Band upon leaving the lycanthropy convention.

Maybe he was on his way for Pina Coladas at Trader Vics?

Was his hair perfect? Was he off-cycle?

Was he an American flying in from London?

 

[Dana Jean]

Why in the hell doesn't fun stuff like this happen in a neighborhood close to me? (Not mine, just close.) hahahahha!

 

[swiftdog2.0]

I have a Werewolf Bikers t-shirt that I like to wear sometimes. It usually gets me some strange looks.

 

[nate_watkins]

How come most weird stories come from Barrie, Ont in Canada and from Utah in the USA?
Police apprehend threatening 'werewolf' | Weird | News | Edmonton Sun

I thought the crazy ones came from Florida...

 

[staropeace]

I thought the crazy ones came from Florida...

I see alot of them from Barrie Ontario. Florida seems too nice and lovely for such goings on lol.

 

[FlakeNoir]

I thought the crazy ones came from Florida...

We're thinking of Hoss specifically?

(He's never gonna see this, right?)

 

[GNTLGNT]

We're thinking of Hoss specifically?

(He's never gonna see this, right?)

..only in the moonlight...

 

[FlakeNoir]

..only in the moonlight...

Shhhh......

 

[Kurben]

Whats wrong with howling at the moon?

 

[FlakeNoir]

Whats wrong with howling at the moon?

Er, nothing. Nothing at all....

*whispers*
Quick, somebody call the dog catcher--and the men in white coats...

 

[Kurben]

Er, nothing. Nothing at all....

*whispers*
Quick, somebody call the dog catcher--and the men in white coats...

Ha, they have to catch me first.... And if they do they will know i have teeth.... Howling away

 

[FlakeNoir]

Ha, they have to catch me first.... And if they do they will know i have teeth.... Howling away

*frantically txting dog catcher and mental health workers*

"Wear protective clothing!"

 

[GNTLGNT]

*frantically txting dog catcher and mental health workers*

"Wear protective clothing!"

 

[blunthead]

How come most weird stories come from Barrie, Ont in Canada and from Utah in the USA?
Police apprehend threatening 'werewolf' | Weird | News | Edmonton Sun

"He was charged with...breaching...". That's the part that scares me.

 

[FlakeNoir]

I would say, "yes".

 

[blunthead]

No, he would become Weremoonperson, which is why werewolves can't go to the damn Moon.

 

[blunthead]

What I really want to know is why the police felt the need to threaten an innocent werewolf.

 

[Kurben]

Werewolves are nice cuddly creatures. You should feel their fur.....

 

[FlakeNoir]

Werewolves are nice cuddly creatures. You should feel their fur.....

No....