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Poop my pants! Stephen King did it again. It said Mr. Mercedes plows into-

Discussion in 'Mr. Mercedes' started by Shelly NunChucks, Jun 8, 2014.

  1. Shelly NunChucks

    Shelly NunChucks Well-Known Member

    People who are unemployed at a job fair.

    I say kidding around..ha ha, But Mr. King you done it again, you made me poop my pants, because
    I go to job fairs...ha ha ha ha.

    Thanks Mr. King, now I got to watch my back at job fairs...lol.

    I know it sounds twisted but Mr. King you just made my morning.

    Maybe I should have named my new kitten Stephen King instead of Rocky Balboa.

    Well already got a cat named Jackie Chan and sometimes there is some kung fu fighting going on.

    But anyway, sounds interesting, but when I saw the first few lines of the description
    of Mr. Mercedes, mind you I'm not even up and half asleep, (no coffee yet) and
    I almost fell off the bed.

    So yes, maybe I need a new pair of underwear right now.

    Thanks Mr. King, you still got it! :)
    BeverleyMarsh, Neesy, jchanic and 8 others like this.
  2. not_nadine

    not_nadine Comfortably Roont

    I am just starting the book, but thanks for the warning..


    GNTLGNT The idiot is IN

    ...Holy Sh*t!.....;;D
  4. not_nadine

    not_nadine Comfortably Roont

  5. Chazel1972

    Chazel1972 Well-Known Member

    And I for one,
    will not be visiting the ice cream man this summer, I head him in the neighborhood this morning and broke out in a cold sweat

    Thanks a lot for that one!
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  6. doowopgirl

    doowopgirl very avid fan

    Now afraid of locking the car
  7. Shelly NunChucks

    Shelly NunChucks Well-Known Member

    It was in the description when I went it said they were selling the book, and I was dah dah, reading the description
    and now pooping my pants.

    Why do I have that Spam song in my head now? oh good thing I'm not doing drugs, imagine if I did?
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  8. kingricefan

    kingricefan All-being, keeper of Space, Time & Dimension.

    Is it just me or does the ice cream man subplot remind you of the Milkman stories that King wrote a while back but never finished them?
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  9. Shelly NunChucks

    Shelly NunChucks Well-Known Member

    I have to really get into this, now I feel like the Godfather...how's it go, about just when I think I'm out they pull me back in..
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