Potty Training

[Sigmund]

Huzzah!

This is what happens when you're hanging out on the patio and the boy pees in the potty and wants it cleaned out right away. Then pees while you're inside with the potty bowl.

I believe he may have set me up. Like a bawss.

Jen, darling, light of my life...

Does that child understand what you want him to do? If you're cracking HIM up like you are cracking me up he may not get the message. Are you at least keeping a straight face when you suggest he poop in the potty or are you making cracks? Heck, I'm about to wet my pants reading your posts.

 

[do1you9love?]

(((Hipmamajen)))

Is there any thing he is into? With my daughter, at age three I bought her a set of my little pony undies that could only be used by big girls who didn't wear diapers. She was done in 2 days.

As for boys aiming for the boats, cheerios are a much easier solution .
Best of luck to you dear.

 

[Sigmund]

(((Hipmamajen)))

Is there any thing he is into? With my daughter, at age three I bought her a set of my little pony undies that could only be used by big girls who didn't wear diapers. She was done in 2 days.

As for boys aiming for the boats, cheerios are a much easier solution .
Best of luck to you dear.

Hi!

We used Cheerios and Fruit Loops! Just few and asked John to *sink* them. Ha!

 

[do1you9love?]

Hi!

We used Cheerios and Fruit Loops! Just few and asked John to *sink* them. Ha!

Yep! That's the ticket!

 

[AnnaMarie]

If he set you up, it would have been #2

 

[hipmamajen]

Jen, darling, light of my life...

Does that child understand what you want him to do? If you're cracking HIM up like you are cracking me up he may not get the message. Are you at least keeping a straight face when you suggest he poop in the potty or are you making cracks? Heck, I'm about to wet my pants reading your posts.

I'm not really sure he understands. Nor do I.

About an hour after that, he ran to the potty saying he had to poop. But he didn't sit down like normal, he did this weird side-saddle thing and pooped two little nuggets on the ground. Then he got really upset about the poops, so I said "Its okay Baby! I'll get the wipies and clean that up."

I stepped inside to grab the wipes, and came back out, without thinking about what was clearly going on in my absence. I came running out the sliding glass door and stepped SPLAT into the rest of the poops, which came out in a big circle while he skittered nervously away from the original droplings.

I should have known better! There are ALWAYS recon turds before the main body exits the....body. That's Mommy 101. Day-um!

So, it took a while but I managed to wipie up the smears, and solid poops, and our feet, and got the 13 year old to power wash the porch. Torleif went down for a nap, and so did I.

Day-Fricking-One, man. I might actually die.

 

[HollyGolightly]

...my favorite story about my bonus daughter, is when she was learning to drop a deuce-her sperm donor was all over the house looking for her and calling her name...finally she answers him from the bathroom...he inquires "what are you doing?", and the innocent little three year old maiden replies-"Takin' a sh*t, what's it look like????"......

I like that girl!

 

[80sFan]

I'm not really sure he understands. Nor do I.

About an hour after that, he ran to the potty saying he had to poop. But he didn't sit down like normal, he did this weird side-saddle thing and pooped two little nuggets on the ground. Then he got really upset about the poops, so I said "Its okay Baby! I'll get the wipies and clean that up."

I stepped inside to grab the wipes, and came back out, without thinking about what was clearly going on in my absence. I came running out the sliding glass door and stepped SPLAT into the rest of the poops, which came out in a big circle while he skittered nervously away from the original droplings.

I should have known better! There are ALWAYS recon turds before the main body exits the....body. That's Mommy 101. Day-um!

So, it took a while but I managed to wipie up the smears, and solid poops, and our feet, and got the 13 year old to power wash the porch. Torleif went down for a nap, and so did I.

Day-Fricking-One, man. I might actually die.

I just laughed so hard reading this, I woke my husband up!

 

[hossenpepper]

Doing pretty well, thanks. But mine don’t stack up to the excrement you bestow upon us... In count or essence.

Well good (pats the little fella on the head), you just keep it up. You're doing great and one day, you too will be a big boy!

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Well good (pats the little fella on the head), you just keep it up. You're doing great and one day, you too will be a big boy!

Sorry guy... You're not my type.

 

[hossenpepper]

Sorry guy... You're not my type.

Weird thing to say. I guess some other guy is your type then? Whatever floats your boat.

You've been thinking about my hair again, huh? You're garnering a rep around here with your strange infatuation with me. I am just trying to be an encouraging, fatherly figure to a needy youngster and you're making it weird and uncomfortable with these comments.

I believe in today's youth, whether that is played out in actual age or cognitive prowess.

Plus you are pooping (pun intended) all over Jen's thread about pooping. That's poopy!

 

[TheRedQueen]

I only hope you're finding as much amusement out of telling these stories as we are hearing them!

(((Hugs))) Hipmama, and hang in there! If all else fails, I'll hunt down the party thread and buy you a drink...or three.

 

[hipmamajen]

Things seem to have died down...we may need to go back to diapers and try again in a couple-three weeks.

He's really concerned about those stealth-poops. I think that was extra scary, a random crapstorm just blowing in out of nowhere like that!