I will not inflict more pain on anyone. But, I will pop a cap in yo ass if I need to!~
Fo sho shawty!~
Fo sho shawty!~
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Ditto.I'm weary.
Observations from the pool yesterday:
1) Boob jobs are either getting cheaper or more expected. I saw more 40+ women with round boobs, right under their chins, than nature ever created.
2) Sunburned babies? At least 6, including a tiny infant C'mon, people. Parenting 101.
3) Fat is not catching. There was no need to leave a 10' protective zone around those heavy girls.
4) Sex in a public pool might have sounded like a good idea, teens, but ICK. Do you realize how many leaky toddlers were all around you? And you thought you were sneaky? Staring around you like a startled raccoon didn't help.
5) Tattoos. Wow, there are some really bad ones out there.
That is all.
Observations from the pool yesterday:
5) Tattoos. Wow, there are some really bad ones out there.
Yeahhhh, when you're past a certain age, those tattoos won't look so great anymore...
Gull-darn chipmunks. Got this one, little bugger was plantin' stuff a weekend or two when I was doing the garden...planted yellow squash that I forgot to mention. How thoughtless and hateful of me, alas. But chippy's plants are comin' up faster than mine. I'm going to let them go, see what comes...I'm thinkin cukes or maybe watermelon...see, he...or she...they're small is what I'm sayin'...critter been headin in to the old dog kennel, where I had a blue jay or two stockin seed...for the chipmunk I guess...who is busy plantin all that stuff. Why bother, right? Just put the seed out in the dog kennel, turn the garden over, and let him have at it. New concept in gardening. Yay! Go chipmunks!
That is to funny!
Observations from the pool yesterday:
1) Boob jobs are either getting cheaper or more expected. I saw more 40+ women with round boobs, right under their chins, than nature ever created.
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Good to have you back. Hope you had a good vacation.I hate coming back to a ton of work, after vacation...YIKES they make you pay for being gone.