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Are my ears bleeding? (Context: a guy asked me recently after inviting me to a bar! (they were)I love your ears.
Colonoscopy or polyester curtains?(The dinner variation on Doc's) "You're not paying tonight?"
Now that's a cracker!
"I broke the toilet."