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Walter Oobleck

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I wonder if they're a certain kind of fly? Anyone notice that? Lighter-colored...bottle flies? I mean you see some kaka-poopie out in the woods...not this time of year, but say over the summer? Bear ****s in the woods? You almost step in it? But you don't cause there's these bottle-green...yeah, there ya go, that's what I was trying to think of...those bottle-green flies you only see on bear **** and inside outhouses. Oh look at all those happy little flies.
 

Agincourt Concierge

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I'm kinda thinkin' this woman poo poo'ed herself at some point that mushed up against the inside of her pants and dried. So when she was out walking she drew some flies to the feast .... let's face it people there are some nasty folks out there that don't wash things as often as they should... including clothes, poo, butt cracks ....
 

MadamMack

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I'm kinda thinkin' this woman poo poo'ed herself at some point that mushed up against the inside of her pants and dried. So when she was out walking she drew some flies to the feast .... let's face it people there are some nasty folks out there that don't wash things as often as they should... including clothes, poo, butt cracks ....

You know Aggs . . .I do believe that 85% of the poopulation just don't wipe pooperly! Girl, can you imagine the skid-marks!
 

Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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Neesy - are your reading TWTTK before The Drawing of The Three? :eek:
:m_innocent: Yup - cry pardon! (But Sai King himself said one could appreciate this book as a 'stand alone' type of book) :reading: (I plan to read "The Drawing of the Three" next as I am already half way through TWTTK and it is getting really good!)
 

kingricefan

All-being, keeper of Space, Time & Dimension.
Jul 11, 2006
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Sorry to be so vulgar kingricefan but to quote "The Wind through the Keyhole" which I was reading last night "Cry your pardon, but sometimes only vulgarity will serve."
A little vulgarity never hurt nobody. :biggrin-new: I do believe that I myself have suffered from the affliction of vulgarities myself once or twice here......
 

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
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A little vulgarity never hurt nobody.

...I don't know 'bout that!...this vulgarity is painful to the eye....

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MadamMack

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...oh I have seen that, and she's like the Commodores "Brick House"...it's just her "fashion choice" makes my teeth itch...


She's got butt implants . . .I have a strong feeling that all these butt implants are going to end up being a horror.

I don't want an ass that big . . .I call 'em butt shelves . . .you can store can goods on them damn thangs . . .I'd be afraid they'd just blow up and ship me off to the moon!~