My client's response: Duh.I had no idea that this was so rough on you. Anyway.. you should have never gotten onto the roof with Sunny.
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My client's response: Duh.I had no idea that this was so rough on you. Anyway.. you should have never gotten onto the roof with Sunny.
My clients insists on responding: It was much worse. First, I didn't land upright but facedown on my spleen, which, had I one, would've really hurt, trust me. Second, the sand was like oatmeal - prepared for breakfast, I mean - so I sank, according to the apparent agreement my inconvenient mass has with gravity, to a depth of approx. 30 inches. Shock allows for intellectual thought; a feature which fills the space recently occupied by panic which shock subdues. Pure thought mixed with four ounces of adrenalin will sometimes induce as-if-superhuman ability to anticipate with imagination, to observe and deduct, to hope against hope. You know, to figure out.
...at least I can't hear them laughing I thought.What a nightmare. And with all that laughter going on watching you.
...fortunately I didn't have to burrow far from the beach...