Put a Dora the Explorer doll on the ground and wait for someone to come by and pick it up then jump out and yell, swiper no swiping swiper no swiping swiper no swiping. Put a sticker on a condom box that says please try here for free. Turn around to the person behind you and yell really loud, "Will you please stop following me?" Place a walkie talkie in one of the racks and wait for an unsuspecting person to come along and pick up an item. In a cool whisper through the walkie talkie say, "That is the wrong size." Go to the subway in the walmart get a sub and a refillable drink. Get a cart head over to the furniture department and grab a gaming chair. Take it over to the electronics section and sit down in front of your fave game station and start playing. Eventually an employee will walk up to you and tell you that you can't do that. When they do, hand them your cup and ask for a refill. The looks you will get ARE worth it!! Have fun at your local walmart driving them a little nuts and don't forget to thank them for their roll back prices.