Things to Ponder...

[JoannHBuchanan]

What exactly is an unspecified gender?

Some words can change the entire meaning of a phrase...I love you, sort of.

Why do people ask, "What was I thinking?" as if we all read mind...hmmm

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Why do people say “A word to the wise...” Isn’t it the stupid ones who need the advice?

 

[RandallFlagg19]

Why do people ask “Can I ask you something?”

 

[arista]

Why do people say how are you doing? Knowing full well that they could care less, just a silly thing that we say to each other.

 

[carrie's younger brother]

Why do people say “A word to the wise...” Isn’t it the stupid ones who need the advice?

The actual phrase is "a word to the wise is sufficient." Meaning, intelligent people can take hints; they don't need to have everything explained to them at great length.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

The actual phrase is "a word to the wise is sufficient." Meaning, intelligent people can take hints; they don't need to have everything explained to them at great length.

Thanks. Then perhaps the second part of my comment fits me LOL.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

When my wife and I got together she said she had found “Mr. Right.” She just forgot to ask my first name... which happens to be “Always.”

 

[JoannHBuchanan]

When my wife and I got together she said she had found “Mr. Right.” She just forgot to ask my first name... which happens to be “Always.”

Niiiice!!

 

[Agincourt Concierge]

Why do people say “A word to the wise...” Isn’t it the stupid ones who need the advice?

I almost spit out my Coke with that comment

 

[carrie's younger brother]

Thanks. Then perhaps the second part of my comment fits me LOL.

Ha! Not at all! It's one of those sayings that has gotten sort of mangled over the years and most people think what you stated.

 

[carrie's younger brother]

Ha! Not at all! It's one of those sayings that has gotten sort of mangled over the years and most people think what you originally stated.

 

[GNTLGNT]

Funny Thoughts To Ponder

Why does quicksand work slowly?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If glassblowers inhale do they get a pane in the stomach?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why do they sterilize lethal injections?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
Is a pessimist's blood type B-negative?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?

 

[VultureLvr45]

Thank you GG for voicing some of my thoughts. Have a triple chocolate cookie pie for your snack.

 

[GNTLGNT]

...can you please avert your eyes, and give me a moment?....

 

[FlakeNoir]

...can you please avert your eyes, and give me a moment?....

No way! That's chocolate... I'm gonna watch. (& weep a little)

 

[GNTLGNT]

No way! That's chocolate... I'm gonna watch. (& weep a little)

...I will not be responsible or held liable for any retinal scarring that may occur...

 

[FlakeNoir]

...I will not be responsible or held liable for any retinal scarring that may occur...

Fair enough...

 

[blunthead]

When my wife and I got together she said she had found “Mr. Right.” She just forgot to ask my first name... which happens to be “Always.”

So, you're saying she didn't know your first name until after you got married.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

So, you're saying she didn't know your first name until after you got married.

That's what she claims.

 

[JoannHBuchanan]

Funny Thoughts To Ponder

Why does quicksand work slowly?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If glassblowers inhale do they get a pane in the stomach?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why do they sterilize lethal injections?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
Is a pessimist's blood type B-negative?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?

ROFLMAO!!! Those were AWESOME!!!!