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Every Michael I've ever met is s c a r y.It's a fair cop.
Guys named Michael are pretty creepy, in my experience.
Every Michael I've ever met is s c a r y.
I watched Halloween when I was 14, and since then, all the Michaels I meet just seem like they're ready to knife me.Why's that?
Just Michaels? That's surprising.I watched Halloween when I was 14, and since then, all the Michaels I meet just seem like they're ready to knife me.
Just Michaels? That's surprising.
Well, and Franks too.Just Michaels? That's surprising.
Oh, Jasons are the absolute worst.I agree. There's Jasons, Freddys, etc.
Well, and Franks too.
No. Most serial killers are white males who kill white females yes, but they're between 20 and 30, and I'm old as dirt. Wait...you didn't say "serial" killer. So, yes.Oh, Jasons are the absolute worst.
Freddys are good because I like Freddie Mercury.
But Michaels. They're all up to something.
And Franks. Notorious killers.
Yes, there's a difference obviously. You're just a notorious killer, not graduated up to the serial yet.No. Most serial killers are white males who kill white females yes, but they're between 20 and 30, and I'm old as dirt. Wait...you didn't say "serial" killer. So, yes.
Yeah, but I could. I'm good at it, you know. I could graduate in like one third the time if I wanted.Yes, there's a difference obviously. You're just a notorious killer, not graduated up to the serial yet.
I've no doubt.Yeah, but I could. I'm good at it, you know. I could graduate in like one third the time if I wanted.
Okay then, just sayin'. I'll need to buy more land, though.I've no doubt.
And a bigger crawl space.Okay then, just sayin'. I'll need to buy more land, though.
They sell crawlspaces at Home Depot? Wow.And a bigger crawl space.