What Movie Is This Line From?

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blunthead

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"I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it."
The Jerk ?
 

blunthead

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"You don't like flying, do you?"

"What gives you that idea?"

"You wanna know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes."

"Fists with your toes?"

"I know, I know, it sounds crazy. Trust me, I've been doing it for nine years. Yes sir, better than a shower and a hot cup of coffee."

"Okay."
 

Neesy

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I thought the stuff just automatically got **** out. my bad
Yeah - me, too! (at first) but Dana Jean set me straight on that one pretty quick :uh-uh:

:m_slap2:Dana Jean saying "What did you do with the goats, Neesy?!" - (she loves goats).

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So remember - don't be ba-a-a-a-a-d
 

Neesy

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It's a Jack Nicholson movie... can't think of the name... but he is talking to a gay guy!!! Need hint for the name
Okay - in that case (thanks Audra) - it must be "As Good As It Gets"

Jack (as Melvin Udall) is talking with Greg Kinnear.

I can't do this without you. I'm afraid he might pull the stiff "one-eye" on me
- asking her to come with him on a trip to Simon's parents, to ask for money.
 
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