What part of your pants wear out first?

Discussion in 'Survey says...' started by fushingfeef, Feb 6, 2014.

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What part of your pants wear out first?

  1. Left knee

    8.9%
  2. Right knee

    2.2%
  3. Seat

    15.6%
  4. Crotch

    17.8%
  5. Other (please specify)

    48.9%
  6. I do not wear pants

    6.7%
  1. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    And possibly a wee flask of whiskey - the good stuff - Scotch!
     
  2. Bryan James

    Bryan James Well-Known Member

    "My ankle," sayeth Wang Hunglow.
     
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  3. Hammarstrom

    Hammarstrom Well-Known Member

    zipper.
     
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  4. Walter Oobleck

    Walter Oobleck keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going

    other. had to ponder, me...top of the thigh seems to wear out first, if the pants last that long...usually they're spotted w/paint & caulking other stains mysterious & lasting...though I've had knee blow-outs, the cuff fraying from pants that are influenced heavily by gravity and the lack of anything significant to hold them up...like our troubled youth no visible means of support, made to show their bloomers in the wilderness. Sing your ode to their book!
     
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  5. Kurben

    Kurben Well-Known Member

    Weeelll... I must say the crotch. Don't know if my thighs are to big or what it is. First they're thin (the trousers, not the thighs)and then they go. Impossible to fix just there so i'll buy a new pair.
     
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  6. xkittyx

    xkittyx Unfound

    The bottoms of the legs of my pants, where they are too long and I walk on them :)
     
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  7. EvieLucinda

    EvieLucinda Well-Known Member

    Me too.....just about the time I get a favorite pair of jeans broke in just right......rriiip. then I patch 'Em and wear then to work in the yard.
     
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  8. Grandpa

    Grandpa Well-Known Member

    Nothing luscious here. Just kinda knobby. Soooo... it's where my adductors rub together.
     
  9. ClaireB76

    ClaireB76 Well-Known Member

    Knees :0:
     
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  10. Hammarstrom

    Hammarstrom Well-Known Member

    I'm sorry Grandpa, I haven't spoken to you for a while, but I've been working at a Nudist Camp in Nelson Bay. I'm part of the security, and I have to walk along the beach and make sure know-one is wearing any clothes.
     
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  11. Grandpa

    Grandpa Well-Known Member

    There are worse jobs to have.
     
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  12. HollyGolightly

    HollyGolightly Well-Known Member

    :rofl:
    I shouldn't have googled trying to find a funny for that one. Live and learn.
     
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  13. Hammarstrom

    Hammarstrom Well-Known Member

    You know, you can get 'busted' by the police here where I live for walking in your backyard without any clothes. I thought a man's home was his castle. They've already brought in some laws banning smoking in apartments. They're trying to ban smoking in your car. They're trying to bring in new laws for food. You can't say 'pooh' if your a white man, but if your'e a 'minority' the state will bend over backwards for you just in case they get accused of being racist.
     
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